This is how the Premier League table would look


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If it was based solely on my own preference of football clubs currently competing in it, based on; history, fans, manager, away day potential and just irrational likes and dislikes. It's a complex formula, but I've punched it all in and this is what it came out as:


1 Sunderland
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2 Man Utd
3 Arsenal
4 Wolves
5 Blackpool
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6 Man City
7 West Ham
8 West Brom
9 Stoke
10 Wigan
11 Fulham
12 Aston Villa
13 Everton
14 Newcastle
15 Blackburn
16 Liverpool
17 Chelsea
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18 Bolton
19 Birmingham
20 Tottenham

Can't see the Abu Dabi Sheiks being too happy with that mind :confused:
 
mine would have the horrible football teams (stoke and blackburn) and the terrible supported teams (wigan, fulham, etc) at the bottom along with newcastle. got nothing against birmingham and bolton (under coyle) who at least try and play. stoke and blackburn are a disgrace they way they play
 
mine would have the horrible football teams (stoke and blackburn) and the terrible supported teams (wigan, fulham, etc) at the bottom along with newcastle. got nothing against birmingham and bolton (under coyle) who at least try and play. stoke and blackburn are a disgrace they way they play

I like Coyle and the Bolton players but their fans have cost them dear on this one. To be honest it's a bit unfair but I just cannot forgive or forget that dillusional speck-wearing utter cunt of a man they used to have in the audience on that woeful ITV Premier League show on a Monday night when ITV had the Premier League rights, so I'm making them pay some 6 or 7 years on.
 
If it was based solely on my own preference of football clubs currently competing in it, based on; history, fans, manager, away day potential and just irrational likes and dislikes. It's a complex formula, but I've punched it all in and this is what it came out as:


1 Sunderland
-----------------
2 Man Utd
3 Arsenal
4 Wolves
5 Blackpool
----------------
6 Man City
7 West Ham
8 West Brom
9 Stoke
10 Wigan
11 Fulham
12 Aston Villa
13 Everton
14 Newcastle
15 Blackburn
16 Liverpool
17 Chelsea
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18 Bolton
19 Birmingham
20 Tottenham

Can't see the Abu Dabi Sheiks being too happy with that mind :confused:

Slight flaw........?!
 
If it was based solely on my own preference of football clubs currently competing in it, based on; history, fans, manager, away day potential and just irrational likes and dislikes. It's a complex formula, but I've punched it all in and this is what it came out as:


1 Sunderland
-----------------
2 Man Utd
3 Blackpool
4 West Brom
5 Man City
----------------
6 Wolves
7 West Ham
8 Bolton
9 Stoke
10 Chelsea
11 Aston Villa
12 Arsenal
13 Birmingham
14 Wigan
15 Everton
16 Tottenham
17 Blackburn
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18 Fulham
19 Liverpool
20 Newcastle

Can't see the Abu Dabi Sheiks being too happy with that mind :confused:

Changed to my ratings :lol:
 
If it was based solely on my own preference of football clubs currently competing in it, based on; history, fans, manager, away day potential and just irrational likes and dislikes. It's a complex formula, but I've punched it all in and this is what it came out as:


1 Sunderland
-----------------
2 Man Utd
3 Arsenal
4 Wolves
5 Blackpool
----------------
6 Man City
7 West Ham
8 West Brom
9 Stoke
10 Wigan
11 Fulham
12 Aston Villa
13 Everton
14 Newcastle
15 Blackburn
16 Liverpool
17 Chelsea
------------------
18 Bolton
19 Birmingham
20 Tottenham

Can't see the Abu Dabi Sheiks being too happy with that mind :confused:

SAFC to my core, Sunlun till I die and all that. But, based on your criteria I have us 3rd.

Back in the day football was dominated by Aston Villa and Sunderland, Villa had a knack of pipping us, nothing more so than them stopping us becoming the first team to do the the double. Arsenal were always there and have remained so. For me it's 1. Arsenal, 2. Villa & 3. Sunderland.

It amazes me that despite over 50 years of doing nowt in the top league, we still stand, I can't quite remember, 6/7/8th in the all time standings.
 
I was going to do my preferences but I got to number two and went blank.


Anyway, 13th!!! Fack orf.
 
Please, elaborate...

It works a little something like this...

Smoker has all the delibertaive skills of a Homeric Greek in an Inverness trainspotting club. He regularly finds himself out-witted and out-maneuvered on here by people considerably cleverer than him and on these occasions, realising the desperate limitations of his own liitle mind have left him utterly unarmed and knowing he cannot posibly hope to compete on an intellectual level, he accuses those he dislikes of being a mag.
 
It works a little something like this...

Smoker has all the delibertaive skills of a Homeric Greek in an Inverness trainspotting club. He regularly finds himself out-witted and out-maneuvered on here by people considerably cleverer than him and on these occasions, realising the desperate limitations of his own liitle mind have left him utterly unarmed and knowing he cannot posibly hope to compete on an intellectual level, he accuses those he dislikes of being a mag.

:lol::lol::lol:

Although, in Smoker's defence I did attend three or four NUFC games back in the 80's before SAFC got under my skin in a Nial Quinn type way.

How can anyone have Fulham in their bottom three? Harmless club Fulham.
 
:lol::lol::lol:

Although, in Smoker's defence I did attend three or four NUFC games back in the 80's before SAFC got under my skin in a Nial Quinn type way.

How can anyone have Fulham in their bottom three? Harmless club Fulham.

Fuck off man everyone knows they weren't even formed until 1992. :roll:
 
http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/all-time-table
SAFC to my core, Sunlun till I die and all that. But, based on your criteria I have us 3rd.

Back in the day football was dominated by Aston Villa and Sunderland, Villa had a knack of pipping us, nothing more so than them stopping us becoming the first team to do the the double. Arsenal were always there and have remained so. For me it's 1. Arsenal, 2. Villa & 3. Sunderland.

It amazes me that despite over 50 years of doing nowt in the top league, we still stand, I can't quite remember, 6/7/8th in the all time standings.

Looks like it's 10th in fact. Newcastle 14th.

http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/all-time-table
 
id have the orrible media love-in cockney second hand car dealer triumvirate

of spurs, west am and chelsea battling it out for two of the 3 relegation places to join them horrible fuckas from up the road

the rest are just alright, have soft spot for everton and city
 
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