This D&V bug

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Iballistic George, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    Anyone else got it I'm friggin I'll with it. Puking and shitting my life away today. It's absolutely horrendous and the only thing it comes close to is when I got dysentery back in 99.
  2. Blyth_Pirate

    Blyth_Pirate Central Defender

    Wor lasses cooking.
  3. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

    Me and the bairns had swine flu a few years ago. I wouldn't wish that twat on my worst enemy.
  4. West_Winger

    West_Winger Winger

    But on the bright side you’re not a mag.

    Swings and roundabouts.
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  5. Shits and giggles?
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  6. MonkeyLove

    MonkeyLove Striker

    Cheers mate. Was just about to sit down to a Steak and Stilton pie...
  7. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    Your own fault for clicking on a thread about shitting and puking then isn't it haahaa
  8. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    Food poisoning from eating shellfish was the worst I've ever had. Feared for my life. I've never eaten shellfish in the 20 years since.
  9. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Campylobacter poisoning from some out of date black Pudding was the worst.

    Shitting stinging bisto ten times a day for a fortnight. Lost 2 and a half stone. Collapsed from weakness after attempting a 30yd walk to the corner shop for a paper.
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  10. Reptilia

    Reptilia Winger

    Aye I got that, I honestly thought I was dying.
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  11. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

    It's awful like. My youngest couldn't walk her legs were that weak, she'd literally crawl to the toilet to go for a piss. Poor bugger.

    Thankfully (hopefully) once you've had it you won't catch it again.
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  12. Chesterladmackem

    Chesterladmackem Central Defender

    it hospislised me for 8 days...ended up just shittin blood as me stomach wall was knarled to bits.
  13. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Was gonna “like” that but that is horrific.
  14. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

    Got a last minute deal to Mexico with the ex during the height of the swine flu outbreak.

    She got it and I didn’t. All’s well that ends well.
  15. Mike J

    Mike J Midfield

    Had that a few years ago, undercooked chicken I believe, absolutely awful.
  16. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

    Aye but you had to deal with her moaning for a week.

    I bet you were git sympathetic anarl. :lol:
  17. Baloo

    Baloo Striker Contributor

    I was just finished 12 weeks of no solids after surgery and finally ditched all my meds. I just fucked off and left her to it. One and only time I’ve joined in the group activities round the pool :lol: Made friends from all over the world at that pool bar.

    Shocking that we aren’t still together really.
  18. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

  19. RokerRye

    RokerRye Full Back

    Had this earlier in in the year. Dodgy chicken burger in the local. Horrible few weeks, especially when owa lass went into labour. Never forget it
  20. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Had this a while back, was Catherine wheeling in the bathroom. It is proper nasty.

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