DurhamRedStripe
Midfield
Fiddling with your balls on a night in the garden.
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Wear tracksuit bottoms when not doing sport
I used to work in a serviced office, and one of the lads in the office over the corridor used to bring fish pie in once a week. You knew without leaving the office which day was fish pie day, filthy unsociable twat. As a side, he’d heat everything for 7 minutes in the microwave, including a Ginsters pasty. The lad must have had an asbestos gob.People who take shit like sardines or boiled eggs to work for the lunch.
You sound like a right miserable getEat out at a Carvery and play Fruit Machines
give their bairns a first name that's actually a surname
"Fletcher, Cooper, Dylan, Linley - ha'way in for your tea!"
Dylan is a perfectly acceptable first namegive their bairns a first name that's actually a surname
"Fletcher, Cooper, Dylan, Linley - ha'way in for your tea!"
Hi DylanDylan is a perfectly acceptable first name
if you're a scruff or a scratter, aye.Dylan is a perfectly acceptable first name