Things that scruffy people do



When I was single (20+ years ago) and smoked I'd have one in bed before I went to sleep, plus have a ready-rolled one done for when I woke up next day. Probably why I was single.
A mate lodged in my place around 25 yor back.

Wake me up before you leave for work was his standing instruction.

I'd wake him, which often required several attempts but eventually a hand would appear from under the covers fumbling for a tab.

I'd hear it light while I brushed my teeth but as I left he was often sat up on one elbow with the lit tab held near, snoring!
 

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