Things that just downright baffle you?

[CatRyan]

Wimmen can also kill you and stuff.

Yes but the odds are alarmingly in favour of it being the other way round.
The old trope is men are scared women will laugh at them and women are scared men will kill them.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Posters that just go on the wind up. How empty must your life be, if going on the wind up gives you pleasure?

 

[Dave Herbal]

They're all addicted to caffeine but try telling any of them that it's an addiction and they go on hysterically. But it simply is. That's where there isn't a tea shop revolution. That's why Red bull has done so well over the years, it's an addiction.

I don’t get it cos caffeine does nowt for me. Unless it’s on the c2c and it’s 2 litres of high caffeine carb drink like.
I can drink as much coffee as I like, make it as strong as a like and nothing. It’s just a drink like any other.

 

[PeteFTM]

I don’t get it cos caffeine does nowt for me. Unless it’s on the c2c and it’s 2 litres of high caffeine carb drink like.
I can drink as much coffee as I like, make it as strong as a like and nothing. It’s just a drink like any other.

Does it make you need a shite? Literally one cup and I’m turtling, not sure if it’s just me

 

[Cotia]

It’s true. I love coffee, definitely addictive stuff and sometimes feel desperate for one when out.

However, the first cup on a morning instantly brings my morning pap to the runway, ready for take off, so it’s useful stuff.

I was in a right mood during the power cut yesterday morning. Proper need the first cup to ping awake. Addiction aye

 

[PeteFTM]

I was in a right mood during the power cut yesterday morning. Proper need the first cup to ping awake. Addiction aye

It’s a right mood lifter. Love a service station coffee when driving, turns me from a right grumpy bellend, to a chirpy bellend

 

[Dave Herbal]

Does it make you need a shite? Literally one cup and I’m turtling, not sure if it’s just me

No

It’s a right mood lifter. Love a service station coffee when driving, turns me from a right grumpy bellend, to a chirpy bellend

This blows my mind

 

[PeteFTM]

No

This blows my mind

Just affects people in different ways.. for me it’s an instant energy boost, laxative and followed by a caffeine crash not long after.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

Yes but the odds are alarmingly in favour of it being the other way round.
The old trope is men are scared women will laugh at them and women are scared men will kill them.

Nee doubt, the majority of all of the worst shit in this world is a result of "men".

 

[MackneyHackem]

Does ya dog have a pint of boddingtons with you like, and a bit crack?

Wouldn’t have thought so mate. I haven’t got a dog.

Posters that just go on the wind up. How empty must your life be, if going on the wind up gives you pleasure?

Cheap laughs. Helps kill a boring work day at the expense of complete idiots.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Bet youve been satisfied, off a dog, by the sounds of it

Who's this absolute charmer?

 

[PeteFTM]

Nee doubt, the majority of all of the worst shit in this world is a result of "men".

Almost exclusively down to men and their desire for status and reaction to having their status threatened.

 

[mux]

Good one. People who can't seperate sex from love. Weirdos

There is caffeine in tea aswell man you Wally.

Yeh about a quarter of the amount you dafty.

 

[Darlo1973]

I was in a right mood during the power cut yesterday morning. Proper need the first cup to ping awake. Addiction aye

Being awake is overrated.

 

[PeteFTM]

Being awake is overrated.

This. Being woke is shite, I hate it when I get woke when I’m having a class dream, usually always just before the rattling starts.

 

[Casper]

People who wear band t shirts, having never listened to a song from the band

 

[CatRyan]

People who wear band t shirts, having never listened to a song from the band

One of the hipster bar staff in my local was wearing a weird tshirt that looked like Ian Duncan Smith merged with a turtle, I asked about it and it was for the Beautiful South, whom I can't stand and the barman confessed he didn't know who they were

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Yeh about a quarter of the amount you dafty.

Drug addict.

 

[Darlo1973]

One of the hipster bar staff in my local was wearing a weird tshirt that looked like Ian Duncan Smith merged with a turtle, I asked about it and it was for the Beautiful South, whom I can't stand and the barman confessed he didn't know who they were

Maybe he was a fan of Ian Duncan Smith?

 

[CatRyan]

Maybe he was a fan of Ian Duncan Smith?

He didn't know who he was either.

Hipsters