Things that irritate you more than they should

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Cockney Mackem, Mar 4, 2018.

  1. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

     
  2. When you’re completing fields on an internet form and the page/your keyboard insists on capitalising the first word of your email address, even if you shift/don’t shift
     
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  3. Bishop Mackem

    Bishop Mackem Striker

    I had something to put on this thread but I've forgotten it :lol:
     
  4. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Bet that irritates you.
     
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  5. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield

    People that say.. "I was just resting my eyes". Nor, you were asleep you kernt!

    It's even worse when they do it during sex. :mad:
     
  6. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    The way they put laces into shoes at shoe shops, twats.
     
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  7. chunksafc

    chunksafc Winger

    My Welsh boss insisting that everything Welsh is the best thing ever and everything else is shite.

    My Welsh boss manipulating arguements / figures to suit the above statement

    Basically the Welsh
     
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  8. When drivers come to leave my cul-de-sac instead of just driving in a forwards direction up and out what they do is they reverse up it and right in the path of oncoming cars who may be coming in round a blind bend.

    The road arrangement of the cul-de-sac there is a West-East entry road that goes down an incline to a North-South facing long stretch of tarmac. At the bend of both sections there is a huge fence on a small brick wall that the owners of the corner property had erected making it now a blind bend. It was just the wall before when the old lady who lived there before had it. You could see up the road to the entrance. You can't now.

    Just to explain. Back when the cul-de-sac was built in the 50's the housing development company should have built another house on the corner but for some reason they didn't. So the existing corner property has a huge back garden but also a large side garden that should not be there.

    I think it is idiotic that despite there being places to do a turnaround so they now face forwards, the drivers do not do this and prefer to reverse straight into potentially on-coming cars from behind a high fence.
     
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  9. Get Into Em

    Get Into Em Goalkeeper

    Watching a stream and you get score updates on your phone before it happens on the stream.
     
  10. Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan

    Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan Central Defender

    Twats who think their garage is a storage unit then park their car on the pavement.

    People who (but are probably too inept to do otherwise) drive forwards on to their drive and reverse out into a busy road instead of reversing in and driving out. Nonces.

    I don't know anyone who does it the twattish way they do in shops.

    Mayonnaise.

    Knobs who start talking with "Listen........". You've pretty much ensured I won't be.

    Shitebags who interrupt when you are talking with "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah' spoken very quickly.

    People who feel it's important you know they are gay within eight seconds of you meeting them. I don't care, it's none of my business.

    People who 'support' Man Utd and justify it by saying their Grandmother was from Manchester. If their other Grandmother was from Southend, do you think they'd have a fondness for The Shrimpers.

    'Victims' of viagogo. So you didn't see the £xxxx.xx will be charged to your credit card ?

    People who have guitars as room decoration but can't/never play them.
     
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  11. Rob the Ref

    Rob the Ref Midfield

    Typing on the screen and not noticing the upper/lower case are wrong way.
    Seeing the title shopfitters on vans and reading it as shoplifters
     
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  12. Floyd

    Floyd Midfield

    I've been coming on here years. Actually decades. And this is the finest bit of prose on here that i've ever read, jayzus i'm crying with laughter here man. Talk about gerld, take a bow son!...
     
  13. That was 6 months ago man! We have made good progress, the tea bag now comes out before the milk goes in. She is now a keeper.
     
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  14. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    People who, while shopping in a supermarket, eat the food then have the assistant scan the empty packet. Scruffy greedy *****.
     
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  15. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield

    People that sneeze then look at you funny if you don't say "Bless you" immedietly after.

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  16. Bonzo

    Bonzo Central Defender

    Lazy buggers who park on the grass.
     
  17. S.S.R..

    S.S.R.. Midfield

    This. I can bump my shins on furniture, drop stuff, other clumsy things and be totally calm; but catch my headphones on something and I feel like I want to have a fight with someone.
     
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  19. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    Cash machines that don't bleep when entering your pin.
    People who say pin number.
     
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  20. obrienobrien

    obrienobrien Midfield

    nae need for that like...

    "King kongs finger"... pmsl
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2018
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