Things that could make big spiders likeable?

[safcrob]

I wouldn't mind if these big arsed spiders had little dusters on their legs and those hand things while walking about so they could be cleaning.

 

[Hettonlass]

Wax on, wax off

 

[Lumber]

Not being a minge

 

[HettonSAFC]

Wash the dishes would do it for me…

 

[RedAndWhiteJeff]

They produce good threads, unlike you.

 

[foggyballa]

They produce good threads, unlike you.

Bravo sir. Bravo

 

[ErichZann]

Not being big, black, ridiculously fast, and hair. They should be more like their enemy the wonderful Cellar Spider (they eat giant house spiders), who are welcome in any part of our house including bedrooms.

 

[Yahrba]

A sense of humour

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Vegetarian spiders. Even Vegan.

 

[Goat Eyes]

A eight legged wank.

 

[Harry Gates]

Extinction

 

[safcforver]

Big set of wabs

 

[Trophy Eyes]

Doing more charity work.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Would be good if they could talk. You’d never be lonely.

 

[alicante mackem]

Extinction

That would probably mean ours too.

 

[mad maxim]

Hats. Top hats in particular, they could tip them at you when you see them and don't kill them.

 

[Harry Gates]

That would probably mean ours too.

How so?

 

[Hyltons finest]

Not being big, black, ridiculously fast, and hair. They should be more like their enemy the wonderful Cellar Spider (they eat giant house spiders), who are welcome in any part of our house including bedrooms.

Racist

 

[alicante mackem]

How so?

Because if we didn't have the 8 legged fuckers we'd be overcome by little nasty insects, flies, mosquitoes, etc

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

They produce good threads, unlike you.

Crob finished