Things not to do this week

[dangermows]

The missus

 

[MackemBob]

especially if the trip goes via a tunnel.

Got yer

 

[ARs biscuit]

Borrow your Uncle Andrew's fancy dress costume before appearing on Oprah.

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[martinlumley]

Forget Mothers Day and Cup Final day are the same day, prioritise. (Your ma)