Things Not to Do in the Kitchen #31162

[Arkle]

Absently mindedly wiping up what you think is a bit of ragu from your lasagne with your finger from the work surface and licking it, only to find that it's a bit of the Lick-e-Lix you've used to get your cat to take her medication. A yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass does not taste nice!

 

[Effrafax]

Fascinating

 

[yorkyexile]

Absently mindedly wiping up what you think is a bit of ragu from your lasagne with your finger from the work surface and licking it, only to find that it's a bit of the Lick-e-Lix you've used to get your cat to take her medication. A yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass does not taste nice!

Not advisable at Jim`s Ma`s either

 

[Slow joe]

Have a wank when you have guests in there.

 

[Skippy]

Never try to make "Champagne" by putting white wine in the Sodastream.

 

[Space Hopper]

Never try to catch a falling knife.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Open a tin of cat food mortal...must have lost 2 pints of blood...ffs

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Absently mindedly wiping up what you think is a bit of ragu from your lasagne with your finger from the work surface and licking it, only to find that it's a bit of the Lick-e-Lix you've used to get your cat to take her medication. A yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass does not taste nice!

Have a wank when you have guests in there.

well, it depends on the guests and the occasion

 

[Occam's Razor]

A yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass does not taste nice!

Tell me about it. I once paid over £50 for a yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass served on a pomegranate foam in The Fat Duck.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

After chopping chillies I would seriously recommend not trying to remove your contact lenses

 

[Slatz63]

After chopping chillies I would seriously recommend not trying to remove your contact lenses

Been there.

Also don't get intimate with the other half if you still have chili on your fingers.

 

[EDGE]

Absently mindedly wiping up what you think is a bit of ragu from your lasagne with your finger from the work surface and licking it, only to find that it's a bit of the Lick-e-Lix you've used to get your cat to take her medication. A yoghurty mix of liver sausage and cat grass does not taste nice!

Ragu from a jar?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Don’t open a hot oven and stick your face straight in to see how your food is cooking.

 

[Chal]

Separating pork chops frozen together with a sharp knife will not end well

 

[Arkle]

Ragu from a jar?

Self made.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Self made.

kinky, fucker

 

[Arkle]

kinky, fucker

I try (twice a week or so, given my age).

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I try (twice a week or so, given my age).

 

[Son of Stan]

I once left a christening cake I was taking to my godson's christening on the kitchen table. Next time I went into the kitchen my large ginger cat was sitting on it. He'd made a couple of indentations with his paws and arse. Fortunately the iced bib and booties were movable, so no one was any the wiser. And fortunately for me, I don't like fruit cake. I did confess all to my friend who thought it was hysterical.

 

[Hair Flick]

Don’t open a hot oven and stick your face straight in to see how your food is cooking.

Especially when wearing glasses