Things non-gamers don’t understand about gamers

[Dave Herbal]

That given a gaming platform and an infinite supply of games, gamers could be happily entertained for the rest of their lives.
You’d still need to get out the house and down the pub of course, but your actual in-house entertainment would be sorted.

Mentioned this at work during a retiring early discussion and the workaholics were open mouthed at the very idea.
But...but...wouldn’t you get bored???

Well I haven’t for the last 37 years.

 

[mux]

That given a gaming platform and an infinite supply of games, gamers could be happily entertained for the rest of their lives.
You’d still need to get out the house and down the pub of course, but your actual in-house entertainment would be sorted.

Mentioned this at work during a retiring early discussion and the workaholics were open mouthed at the very idea.
But...but...wouldn’t you get bored???

Well I haven’t for the last 37 years.

I've spent 27 out of my 31 years playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and Theme Hospital like.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Notice there is mention of the gamers going to the pub but not of bucking birds, surprising that!

 

[Popeye]

I've spent 27 out of my 31 years playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and Theme Hospital like.

Did you get Bloaty Head?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Notice there is mention of the gamers going to the pub but not of bucking birds, surprising that!

That's one level they cannot clock.

 

[monkeytassle]

The human race would grind to a halt Dave. You need to speak to females.

 

[Ramshanker]

I built my dream gaming PC a few weeks ago . Our lass asked me to install Theme Hospital, I haven't been able to get on the thing since

 

[Deleted member 37772]

I pity Anyone who hasn't discovered there is so much more to life than playing computer games all the time.

 

[Slow joe]

That given a gaming platform and an infinite supply of games, gamers could be happily entertained for the rest of their lives.
You’d still need to get out the house and down the pub of course, but your actual in-house entertainment would be sorted.

Mentioned this at work during a retiring early discussion and the workaholics were open mouthed at the very idea.
But...but...wouldn’t you get bored???

Well I haven’t for the last 37 years.

You're right I don't understand. I'm not knocking cause everyone's different but the only game I ever play is Mariokart with the kids and I'm bored after 2 races.

 

[Tex]

The human race would grind to a halt Dave. You need to speak to females.

The fact that gamers aren't likely to be reproducing is problies a benefit to society like.

 

[Arkle]

That's one level they cannot clock.

You seem to have put a spurious letter l in the word cock there, mate.

 

[monkeytassle]

The fact that gamers aren't likely to be reproducing is problies a benefit to society like.

To be honest Tex. You're spot on

 

[look out piano]

The fact that gamers aren't likely to be reproducing is problies a benefit to society like.

I'm a gamer, I reproduced 

 

[Deleted User 2893]

The human race would grind to a halt Dave. You need to speak to females.

He has still got a bird, he irrelevantly dropped it into another thread a couple of days ago

 

[Dave Herbal]

He has still got a bird, he irrelevantly dropped it into another thread a couple of days ago

I’ve had a bird for over a year man. Keep up.

Notice there is mention of the gamers going to the pub but not of bucking birds, surprising that!

They buck gamer birds

I pity Anyone who hasn't discovered there is so much more to life than playing computer games all the time.

We aren’t saying there isn’t. We’re saying it’s something you can do forever without getting bored.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

I used to love my PlayStation like until I was about 15 and started shagging

 

[The Late 80s]

I’m a gamer.
Been with missus 12 years.
Married for three of them.
Have a child.
Also have a decent social life.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

I’ve had a bird for over a year man. Keep up.


They buck gamer birds


We aren’t saying there isn’t. We’re saying it’s something you can do forever without getting bored.

I know you have hence my use of the word still. Everyone on here knows you have a bird because as I said you manage to irrelevantly drop it into a post once every week or so just to try and convince us your life isn't the clusterfuck we all think it is from what you iften shate with us.

 

[offshore]

That's one level they cannot clock.

Thank god I was never a gamer! Grown men playing games man what’s all that about?

 

[Slow joe]

I know you have hence my use of the word still. Everyone on here knows you have a bird because as I said you manage to irrelevantly drop it into a post once every week or so just to try and convince us your life isn't the clusterfuck we all think it is from what you iften shate with us.

Any need for that like.