Things for scruffs

[Quinninho]

Wearing some now

And me.

 

[Apache Inbound]

Poorly maintained lawns.

 

[Unbalanced Views]

Depends on the watch.

Invicta, Hublot, fashion house watches, certain Tag Heurs, anything diamond-studded for men, and certain Rolexes are scruff watches whatever the price tag.

The only smoking cessation tool that ever worked for me.

Me too, plus it saves me over £250 a month

 

[Palace til I die]

I've been vaping for about 3 months now and I no longer hear meself wheeze and I now walk up a hill and I'm not fighting for breath.
According to research, vaping is 95% safer than fags.
That'll do for me.

 

[mysticmackem]

200 quid hot tubs, loud music and cheap prosecco
Another vote for a 2002 caravan permanently out the front
Colour changing LED lights in the front room, with curtains open

 

[JAZZMANB]

Motorbikes
Smoking
Energy drinks

Anybody have anything to add to the list

Full backs
I've 20 grands worth of bikes and clean kegs

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Having the outside and inside of the entire house battleship grey .

 

[Shandy drinker]

Coats with fake fur round the hood.

I assume it’s fake fur. Could be real fur for all I know.

Worn in summer

 

[JAZZMANB]

Skin complexion of a dead dog
Dirty trainers with uneven wear to the sole because their legs try to avoid each other

 

[The]

2004 3-Series BMWs in silver or blue, driven at 60 in a 40 by a bloke with tattoos, texting as he goes.

I had a 2004 silver 3 series coupe haven’t got any tattoos like.

 

[What A Waster]

Having a proper row at a soft play/trampoline park

 

[Ramone]

Tattoos, scruffs think they are great. Your just announcing you’re a scruff. Ooh I have body art, what as opposed to real art.

 

[PeteFTM]

Tattoos, scruffs think they are great. Your just announcing you’re a scruff. Ooh I have body art, what as opposed to real art.

This. I often walk around with my original Picasso piece to show I’m not a scruff.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Tattoos, scruffs think they are great. Your just announcing you’re a scruff. Ooh I have body art, what as opposed to real art.

Real art is for scruffs as well.

 

[Harry Gates]

Tattoos, scruffs think they are great. Your just announcing you’re a scruff. Ooh I have body art, what as opposed to real art.

Art is whatever an artist says it is.
Zen mofo moment.

 

[Ramone]

Art is whatever an artist says it is.
Zen mofo moment.

Probably fishing a bit, friend of mine has Tasmanian devil wanking on his arm. Brilliant when we were 16, in 1995. Not sure how it goes down nowadays on hols with the wife and kid.

 

[Harry Gates]

Probably fishing a bit, friend of mine has Tasmanian devil wanking on his arm. Brilliant when we were 16, in 1995. Not sure how it goes down nowadays on hols with the wife and kid.

The bairn'll love it.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Having more than an average of 10 posts a day on here.

 

[mini-x2]

Going to the pub on Sundays with equally as sad scratters and talking about your next holiday to Benidorm.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Poorly maintained lawns.

Neighbour across the road from me is obsessive about his lawn. They're in America for a few weeks at the moment & he spent the best part of 3 days attending to it before he went. To get it right. He'd have got the place looking fantastic in a couple of hours, as he's always doing something out there, so it's never looking shabby.

I came home from work on Friday to see a bloke who I never saw before, cutting the grass in my neighbour's garden. He's probably over in the US now stressing about his garden, when he's on the holiday of a lifetime.