Things for scruffs

HoxtonMackem said:
Smoking/Vaping in any form
Drinking Fosters or Carling
Photos of your bairns plastered all over your Facebook (births/birthdays etc fair enough, it's the types who feel the need to share a photo almost every day)
Your dog as your Facebook profile picture
'Works at University of Life'
Smoking in your car (even worse when its a nice car, just why ffs?)
Benidorm for a holiday
'Such a good time / X many years with this one' posted on your social media
Wearing tracksuit bottoms in any instance other than in the house, exercising or popping to the shops quickly for something
Workvans full of used food packaging and general litter wedged between the windscreen and dashboard
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Social media accounts for pets
Photos on social media of the massive pile of presents for spoiled little chardonnay or bobby-f***ing-Jim Bob at Xmas/birthdays
Excessive facial surgery on finance
Boo hoo man
Broccoli hair on blokes
Roid use
 


Frankel said:
People who ‘half’ takeaways and have the rest on another day.
Them awful blue pit bull dogs
Kids on scramblers/quads
Trampolines in the garden
McDonalds softplay
People who shop at Aldi or Lidl
Houses or cars with England flags during the World Cup or Euros
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I’ve never seen a McDonalds soft play.
Keawyeds said:
I genuinely hope they crash their cars. Ideally into something solid but won't bother people if it gets hit.
I don't wish them to perish, of course. How would they learn anything?
I want them incapable of driving so they can't do that to another car again. They might learn something
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Bbbyyyyy you’re a miserable twat.
 
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