Things Alexa can't do...

[bernardbresslaw]

Play AC/DC...

 

[jackynutmeg]

Nosh you off

 

[Latka Gravas]

Give out hand jobs

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Make a cuppa scad

 

[Daffy]

Play AC/DC...

Probably a blessing

 

[Ramshanker]

Replace my cheating wife and family

Alexa, what's for tea?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Replace my cheating wife and family

Alexa, what's for tea?

Bitch.

4 cans of super strength?

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Probably a blessing

I like a bit of orly stuff but she keeps saying "shufflin songs by CDC".
Slag.

 

[safc1981]

Look at a lass and say WAD

 

[becs]

Take the lid off jars.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Take the lid off jars.

She does struggle with anything physical granted.

 

[Slatz63]

Plays AC/DC fine for me.

Maybe your accent is shite.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Drive a tractor

Do impressions of Rod Hull and Emu

Swim

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Plays AC/DC fine for me.

Maybe your accent is shite.

I don't believe you.

Drive a tractor

Do impressions of Rod Hull and Emu

Swim

They say dogs are clever but they can't do these.

 

[Martin F]

Anything useful.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

They say dogs are clever but they can't do these.

Dogs sniff arses; they are thick as fuck

 

[Slatz63]

Alexa, Stereo on

Alexa play Whole lotta Rosie

AC/DC emerges as if by magic

 

[Some Random Guy]

Replace my cheating wife and family

Alexa, what's for tea?

Tbf mate you're a winger after 7 years, you probably suffocated her with attention instead of posting here.

 

[Frijj]

Tbf mate you're a winger after 7 years, you probably suffocated her with attention instead of posting here.

Bullshit

Can confirm posting on here doesn’t make lasses chase after you

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Anything useful.

She sits there and plays any music I ask. For forty quid. Try getting a radio to do that.

Alexa, Stereo on

Alexa play Whole lotta Rosie

AC/DC emerges as if by magic

Ask her to play AC/DC though. One song at a time is a pain in the arse..