The Whole of the Moon - SAFC Version

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Disco said:
tried that one mate, but was shite ... dunno what im doing next, althou you should have summit by 8pm tomorrow night!
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:eek: by comparison? really? That I must see:eek:
 


OH FFS - I am in work and am off again - wailing like a banshee here.

This surely rivals Jewels still cleaming
 
Absolutely f'in brilliant. How does he do it. The thing is I really admire the heart and soul he puts into it but I think that also makes it funnier.


Arca climbed on the ladder
With the wind his sails
He shot like a comet
Blazing a trail


You can't beat that! Poetry....!
But what card did Arca have in his pocket?
 
Travis said:
Absolutely f'in brilliant. How does he do it. The thing is I really admire the heart and soul he puts into it but I think that also makes it funnier.


Arca climbed on the ladder
With the wind his sails
He shot like a comet
Blazing a trail


You can't beat that! Poetry....!
But what card did Arca have in his pocket?
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His green card? Who knows. That's the beauty of this work - it's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma.
 
Is Disco the only poster who would have paid homage to the tewards in his song?
 
burge said:
Is Disco the only poster who would have paid homage to the tewards in his song?
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only 1,352 views so far - the world is missing out here - spread the word
 
ukcreation said:
You need to see your hands to be able to clap?
you want to get that seeing to mate.
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Your right of course - see how this has affected me.

In fact I have not managed to read all the way through yet - physically impossible
 
Now it is easy to mock. The author has drained his soul in producing this masterpiece for the world to enjoy. His muse may be spent but we must take a critical look at the content. The skilfull use of banned weapons, Diy equipment like ladders and the ever enigmatic card all suggest genius wrapped in torture struggling to throw off the confines his intellect imprisons itself with due to its immense yet unknown size.
Take a moment to let the words , not the rhyme, pass over you with a tantalising glimpse of the unknown future but oh so well worn past.
The greatest critic of modern day is undoubtably Brian Sewell. Put yourself in his shoes. The very shoes he has walked the marble halls of artistic greatness and supremacy in. Picture yourself agonising over the maelstrom of his mind and a whirlwind of words strecthing his vocabulary to its absolute limit. Without doubt you will agree with him..............Disco is a f***ing retard.
 
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Derg, your last line sums Disco up :lol::lol::lol:

Did "Where are the goals" ever make an appearance?

GOLD!!!
 
Disco said:
1st attempt, and not very good... too slow a song, but nevertheless. Working on WERE IS THE LOVE (AKA WHERE ARE THE GOALS)


I pictured a trophy
Mick held in his hands
I had flashes
But he saw then plan
I wondered out on the pitch for hours
While you stayed in the dressing room
I saw the goal
You saw the whole of the game
The whole of the game

You were there at the turnstiles
With Mick at your side
You stretched for the fans
And you know how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!

I was defeated
While you filled the stands
I was dumbfounded by truths
Your team are crap
I saw the rain-logged pitch
You saw the bowl
I saw the Goal
You saw the whole of the game!

I spoke about wins
You just knew
I wondered, I guessed, and I tried
You just knew
I sighed
But you just thought
I saw the goal
You saw the whole of the game
The whole of the game!

With a card in his pocket
and the goal in his aim
Arca climbed on the ladder
and he knows how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!
The whole of the game!

Defenders and strikers
the fans and the tewards,
Trumpets, airhorns, and more
Wide right, full of tears,
Flag, hugs and group cheers
Scimitars and scarves,
Every precious dream and vision
Underneath the stars

Arca climbed on the ladder
With the wind his sails
He shot like a comet
Blazing a trail
Too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the game!
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disco....any chance of singing that at 5 a side.
 
total_recall said:
Derg, your last line sums Disco up :lol::lol::lol:

Did "Where are the goals" ever make an appearance?

GOLD!!!
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so so so poor this is:lol:
 
And another thing....whatever happened to Black Cats? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

him and Disco should do a duet!!!
 
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