The weirdest thing ever just happened....

[Ben Gardner]

Thoughts & prayers, hun x

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Coke Hero

Zero now.

used to happen when we used to get Sykes pop in glass bottles, its summat to do with the chemical make up.
just like when a bottle is shaken and squirts all over.

Melanie,?

 

[fyl2u]

Poltergeist.
Shared a story on here that expected nobody to believe.
Glsss in a pub shattered into virtually dust, 12 witnesses. This occurred though after some messing around moving the glass.
Landlady confirmed a Poltergeist and that the pub had experienced a few unaccounted issues.
True story.

Kid in the corner with an air pistol.

 

[mux]

You tasted it from a puddle
That’s dedication to the investigation

No idea what it could have been like

He's like that Canadian Mountie from Due South who used to lick dog shit every episode to catch the bad guys.

 

[The Archer]

He's like that Canadian Mountie from Due South who used to lick dog shit every episode to catch the bad guys.

I believe perfected this art from tasting the fare of burger carts outside football grounds in the 80s.

 

[mux]

I believe perfected this art from tasting the fare of burger carts outside football grounds in the 80s.

Many many different species successfully consumed between bread in that era I'd imagine.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Me mam and dad used to tell a story of the night they were woken up by a glass tray on the dressing table shattering into pieces. Next morning they found my uncle had died suddenly about the same time.

Old people always come out with shit like that. Like whenever you are at a funeral and it is sunny, ‘ah at least he sorted the weather for us’ no he didn’t, weather is a natural event and the recently dead person hasn’t got super powers, if they did they would have been better off using them in life and they might not be dead rather than influencing weather patterns that they won’t even benefit from.

 

[chillikebab]

I woke up and me arse had exploded all owa me pillow.

 

[Rainhill]

Could have killed someone.

 

[Kevj]

Old people always come out with shit like that. Like whenever you are at a funeral and it is sunny, ‘ah at least he sorted the weather for us’ no he didn’t, weather is a natural event and the recently dead person hasn’t got super powers, if they did they would have been better off using them in life and they might not be dead rather than influencing weather patterns that they won’t even benefit from.

Had a similar thing at a funeral of a relative of our lass. The clouds broke momentarily and a beam of sunshine shone through.

“He’s smiling on us, look”.

 

[Slow joe]

I woke up and me arse had exploded all owa me pillow.

Apt username.

 

[ilovehorswill]

"I'm sorry missus Fest, I didn't mean to spray spunk all over the walls!"

"Divvent worry lad, I've got an idea!"

*shakes pop bottle vigourously*

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Had a similar thing at a funeral of a relative of our lass. The clouds broke momentarily and a beam of sunshine shone through.

“He’s smiling on us, look”.

That’s funny cos last time I seen him he was going behind a curtain to get pushed into an incinerator

 

[Deleted member 40035]

It wasn't a ghost.

 

[Johnap]

If the top is still on the bottle take it back and get another one. See what happens with that one.

 

[Deleted member 37458]

Old people always come out with shit like that. Like whenever you are at a funeral and it is sunny, ‘ah at least he sorted the weather for us’ no he didn’t, weather is a natural event and the recently dead person hasn’t got super powers, if they did they would have been better off using them in life and they might not be dead rather than influencing weather patterns that they won’t even benefit from.

Ageist

 

[Boinger]

Thirsty Alien. Definately.

 

[Pricey]

Can't be anything else, has to be a supernatural occurrence, 100%

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[Lord Potts]

You are obviously suffering from post traumatic shock disorder and your kitchen has been wrecked beyond recognition plus you are out 2Ltrs of Coke.

Sue Coca-Cola