The Super spoilery Star Wars : The Last Jedi spoilers thread *don't even put your mouse over it*

I don’t mean the superman shit, I meant in general, seeing as she’s well err dead.

You have no soul anyway, I wouldn’t expect you to be moved by it.

There’s 38,000 people giving it an average of 8.2 on IMDB, so anyone hating on it is clearly in a minority and best ignored.
IMDB lists The Shawshank Redemption as the best film ever. It cannot be taken seriously.
 


Before leaving the Falcon Rey tells Chewie to get out of range and wait for her signal and meet at the rendezvous point.

When REN comes around he asks what happened to the girl, huh says she took Snokes escape Pod. So I guess they covered it.
 
As soon as Fisher died they should have been rejigging the story to keep Luke for the third film.
 
That's a terrible stat. In the Star Wars Message Boards the overwhelming majority hate it. 38,000 is not really a large number given the number of people that have seen the movie and its a known fact that really only those who enjoyed the movie will be inclined to rush on IMDB and gush over how great they thought it was. Id say that the vast majority didn't like it. Probably if you liked it you are around 8 years old and the older you get the more you hate it. I must be f***ing ancient tbf



I suppose we should be grateful for small mercies.

These people will be impossible to please mind, there is probably nothing they could do to make a perfect Star Wars film in their eyes. The truth is, the original trilogy is overrated. All 8 are much of a muchness tbh.
 
It reads like a proper Star Wars loving gadgie's review to me.
This is the problem. Some 'proper' Star wars fans want to feel like they're 8 years old again. Ep 7 delivered this, but everyone moaned that it was just a re-hash of Ep 4. This one adds new dynamics, now people are moaning that it doesn't stay true to the canon.
There was several guff bits, I agree. Leia flying when 'dead' was the main one. Yeah she should have died there, but I guess they needed to have the reunion with Luke towards the end. The casino felt too Earth like, and DelToro's character should have been Lando Calrissian, but the SFX (the scene where Fin gets caught in the huge hanger bay with all the TIE fighters & AT-AT's... oof!) and battle-for-survival storyline, rather than the standard goodies-win-in-the-end made it feel more Empire Strikes Back-like than any others.
 
I liked the last Jedi and force awakens but the problem with both of these films is so much of them is just copied from the original trilogy which means they’ll never be anywhere close to the originals

Even though it will not happen I would like George Lucas back for episode 9 in some capacity it’s the only way we’ll get a original story
 
This is the problem. Some 'proper' Star wars fans want to feel like they're 8 years old again. Ep 7 delivered this, but everyone moaned that it was just a re-hash of Ep 4. This one adds new dynamics, now people are moaning that it doesn't stay true to the canon.
There was several guff bits, I agree. Leia flying when 'dead' was the main one. Yeah she should have died there, but I guess they needed to have the reunion with Luke towards the end. The casino felt too Earth like, and DelToro's character should have been Lando Calrissian, but the SFX (the scene where Fin gets caught in the huge hanger bay with all the TIE fighters & AT-AT's... oof!) and battle-for-survival storyline, rather than the standard goodies-win-in-the-end made it feel more Empire Strikes Back-like than any others.
What a load of bollocks.

And it's nothing to do with wanting to feel 8 again. It's about seeing a Star Wars film that's faithful in spirit to the originals. A Star Wars film that is inescapably Star Wars. Watching this latest one was like watching a Pirates of the Caribbean meets Harry Potter crossover in space. Comparing it to anything like The Empire Strikes Back is insulting to The Empire Strikes Back.

There was a lot of twisting about Indiana Jones 4 but at least it felt like an Indiana Jones film. Let's just hope Disney never get their hands on that franchise.

I liked the last Jedi and force awakens but the problem with both of these films is so much of them is just copied from the original trilogy which means they’ll never be anywhere close to the originals

Even though it will not happen I would like George Lucas back for episode 9 in some capacity it’s the only way we’ll get a original story
It's a lost cause now marra.
 
Was about to turn to my mate in the cinema and go "That Ship looks like a f***ing Iron" and then It was :lol:

Really really enjoyed the film. Better than The Force Awakens which I thought was 5 stars.

Was surprised to see so much criticism on social media afterwards, but ah whey. I loved it at the end of the day.

6 if it was shown in the tokyo dome.
 
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What a load of bollocks.

And it's nothing to do with wanting to feel 8 again. It's about seeing a Star Wars film that's faithful in spirit to the originals. A Star Wars film that is inescapably Star Wars. Watching this latest one was like watching a Pirates of the Caribbean meets Harry Potter crossover in space. Comparing it to anything like The Empire Strikes Back is insulting to The Empire Strikes Back.

There was a lot of twisting about Indiana Jones 4 but at least it felt like an Indiana Jones film. Let's just hope Disney never get their hands on that franchise.


It's a lost cause now marra.

It doesn’t matter how loud you can shout that you hate it, the fact remains that millions of people will love it and I’m willing to bet any of my major limbs that they will be in the majority. I bet you went wanting to hate it.
How you can deny the Empire comparison, I don’t know. It’s there for all to see.
 
I enjoyed it for the most part, but some things really pissed me off.
Firstly, every scene with Snoke in took me straight out of the film: why the fuck did he have to be a CGI character? He looked so out of place against the live action characters that it spoiled it for me.
Secondly: why not kill Leia off when the opportunity presented itself perfectly? I was sitting there thinking "yeah, that's a good dramatic way for her to go" then suddenly her eyes open and she floats through space like Mary Poppins! Shite! Again, ruined what would have been a great moment.
That whole Casino scene followed by the "horse"back chase was way too Phantom Menace for me and should have been cut entirely.
Didn't like the cheesy end sequence either with the kid looking up to the sky.
It had loads of good stuff in it but could have been so much better.
I didn't mind the Porgs actually, despite their obvious, CGIness, thought they'd be far more irritating.
 
What a load of bollocks.

And it's nothing to do with wanting to feel 8 again. It's about seeing a Star Wars film that's faithful in spirit to the originals. A Star Wars film that is inescapably Star Wars. Watching this latest one was like watching a Pirates of the Caribbean meets Harry Potter crossover in space. Comparing it to anything like The Empire Strikes Back is insulting to The Empire Strikes Back.

There was a lot of twisting about Indiana Jones 4 but at least it felt like an Indiana Jones film. Let's just hope Disney never get their hands on that franchise.


It's a lost cause now marra.

You're absolutely right. It was nothing like Empire at all. In fact, its nothing like Star Wars at all really. These two films (TFA and TLJ) are essentially just stand alone sci-fi films in the same vein as Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek and Star Wars. The old SW characters have only been picked up and put into this new series because without them they wont make any money without them and trying to sell a new film with only new characters. If they want to focus on new characters then just crack on with a new sci-fi franchisees and leave Star Wars alone. New films for the current generation is fair enough but brand it as a completely new franchise for the new generation to own like we had star wars. Don't pick up Star Wars, kill everything that kids from the 70s and 80s hold dear just to a) give the new generation something and b) line Disneys pockets. It stinks.
 
What a load of bollocks.

And it's nothing to do with wanting to feel 8 again. It's about seeing a Star Wars film that's faithful in spirit to the originals. A Star Wars film that is inescapably Star Wars. Watching this latest one was like watching a Pirates of the Caribbean meets Harry Potter crossover in space. Comparing it to anything like The Empire Strikes Back is insulting to The Empire Strikes Back.

There was a lot of twisting about Indiana Jones 4 but at least it felt like an Indiana Jones film. Let's just hope Disney never get their hands on that franchise.


It's a lost cause now marra.

Disney bought Lucasfilm so own the intellectual property of Indiana Jones, however if a new film was made Paramount own the distribution rights.
 
It doesn’t matter how loud you can shout that you hate it, the fact remains that millions of people will love it and I’m willing to bet any of my major limbs that they will be in the majority. I bet you went wanting to hate it.
How you can deny the Empire comparison, I don’t know. It’s there for all to see.

I thought there was far more of Return Of The Jedi in it than Empire tbh. There's only really that battle at the end from Empire. The whole secret mission at the same time as going to face the big bad guy is lifted almost wholesale.

I didn't hate it, there was enough to keep me fairly content, but there are so many missed opportunities in there for me. Now due to Fishers death we don't really have anywhere obvious to go story wise. Snoke dead, Phasma gone, Luke & Leia gone, too many pieces taken off the table for too little reward.
 
You're absolutely right. It was nothing like Empire at all. In fact, its nothing like Star Wars at all really. These two films (TFA and TLJ) are essentially just stand alone sci-fi films in the same vein as Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek and Star Wars. The old SW characters have only been picked up and put into this new series because without them they wont make any money without them and trying to sell a new film with only new characters. If they want to focus on new characters then just crack on with a new sci-fi franchisees and leave Star Wars alone. New films for the current generation is fair enough but brand it as a completely new franchise for the new generation to own like we had star wars. Don't pick up Star Wars, kill everything that kids from the 70s and 80s hold dear just to a) give the new generation something and b) line Disneys pockets. It stinks.

To be fair I really think they got Rogue One spot on...both because it isn't full of existing characters and because it didn't feel like a cash in even though it was.

Solo for instance is a massive cash in. Maybe Rian Johnson's new trilogy "set in a different part of space" will be better-although why it has to be branded star wars is beyond me.
 

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