The Super spoilery Star Wars : The Last Jedi spoilers thread *don't even put your mouse over it*


xmfd said:
Noticed that at the end as well, thought I was seeing things
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Reckon there’s parallels to Anakin, a slave child brought up looking after racers (animals this time instead of pods), massively inspired by talk of the rebellion and getting away from that planet.

Then turns out he’s force sensitive to boot.​
 


Bamber said:
Didnt go the way I thought it would like, I was expecting Ren to kill either Luke or Leia leading Rey killing Snoke & Ren in Ep9.

As it stands, god knows what will happen in the next one. Other than Rey vs Kylo theres not much else, no Luke or Leia,
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This for me. The thread of Star Wars was always the Skywalkers; Annakin thru Luke. They’ve kind of lost that now as the hero isn’t related to anybody. Snoke was built up as some kind of massive evil bastard, and let’s Kylo kill him that easily? Palpatine would never have let that happen.

Overall, quite disappointed. At least Daisy has been taught how to act in his one.
 
Teejay said:
This for me. The thread of Star Wars was always the Skywalkers; Annakin thru Luke. They’ve kind of lost that now as the hero isn’t related to anybody. Snoke was built up as some kind of massive evil bastard, and let’s Kylo kill him that easily? Palpatine would never have let that happen.

Overall, quite disappointed. At least Daisy has been taught how to act in his one.
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Palpetine let that happen more or less the same way, just a film in the trilogy later. His own arrogance that he was all powerful and had control of Ren was his downfall, he thought he could see Rens mind and control him. He learned nothing from the fact that Ren had already killed his father and had lived thinking that he had killed Luke, his former master.
 
The Exile said:

What the fuck Leia? Why not just kill her off there
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Absolutely this. Loved the rest of the film (the casino bit was a bit shit tho - too Earth like) but the Leia 'death' bit was balls.

Twisted said:
aye it was a bit odd like. they've now killed off the original characters who are still alive, but left the one who is actually dead alive.

the first 10-20 minutes featured some of the worst acting i've ever seen. that ginger lad is dire.

overall i enjoyed it, i didn't mind this so called middle bit, the start was shite for me and i thought it was going nowhere but happy enough by the end.

although it tried far too hard to get laughs all the way through, quite a bit of cringey moments. massively for bairns, which is fair enough, think it'll snare a new generation with this effort. half decent enough for the adults, no great great for bairns. as it should be i suppose, as that is the target audience i imagine
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Classic 'Star Wars underling baddie' acting though. I thought the way they hammed him up was really clever in keeping to the original film style.
 
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I enjoyed it overall but 3 things:

1. The call from Poe to General Ginge at the start where he took the piss out of him, was like summit from a sketch show.

2. Leia summoning her inner Superman to fly back to the spacecraft.

3. Rey going from not having a clue about what the Force is to sitting on a rock and understanding it 100% within minutes.

Still, it was as good as any of the others, and better than the last one.
 
Leia superman was f***ing ridiculous.
No character development or back story. Snoke and Phasma so much potential but missed opportunities. Rey's parentage, massive let down. Was expecting answers to questions and we got them but they were shit answers. Rose was awful. Too much attempted humour. Luke's hand in turning Ben to Ren goes against everything he stood for in the OT. Other than that I really enjoyed it.
 
mackemglastoid said:
. Luke's hand in turning Ben to Ren goes against everything he stood for in the OT.
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Aye, remember thinking there was alot of poor contradictory stuff about Luke but quite forgettable so don't know what it was now.

Although I remember a continuity error - the lass and Luke had a fight where they snapped her staff thing and used then as swords? Then afterwards when she fuckedd off she picked up her staff and it was whole again

Oops.
 
scott934 said:
I enjoyed it overall but 3 things:

1. The call from Poe to General Ginge at the start where he took the piss out of him, was like summit from a sketch show.

2. Leia summoning her inner Superman to fly back to the spacecraft.

3. Rey going from not having a clue about what the Force is to sitting on a rock and understanding it 100% within minutes.

Still, it was as good as any of the others, and better than the last one.
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1. I liked that part. Thought it was funny and did it's job by stalling.

2. Agree was the worst part in any star wars film, ever and there was no need for it.

3. I think she is special. Blessed with major force powers. After all, i guess when the Jedi first ever came about back there must have been one that woke up one day and thought what the hell and just started moving stuff around.
 
It was a steaming pile of shit and like a bad remake of Spaceballs

Yoda was fickimg terrible coming back to set light to a f***ing tree man!

Some absolutes shit and needless CGI

Princess Leia flying through space and the way they killed Like was just as bad as the way they killed Solo. Floating over a rock playing mind games.

Absolute shite
 
RokerLegend said:
It was a steaming pile of shit and like a bad remake of Spaceballs

Yoda was fickimg terrible coming back to set light to a f***ing tree man!

Some absolutes shit and needless CGI

Princess Leia flying through space and the way they killed Like was just as bad as the way they killed Solo. Floating over a rock playing mind games.

Absolute shite
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Yeah but apart from all that did ya like it?
 
I loved it.

I'm with the masses with the Leia thing though, would have been good to have killed her then.

I enjoyed the Poe and Hux intercom thing at the start.

I didn't realise that the blond lieutenant on the rebel cruiser was Carrie fishers daughter.
 
Did anyone say

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

Don't remember hearing it and sure it's been in every star wars film so far.
 
It was absolute drivel. Hated it. They've took everything that star wars fans loved from their childhood and killed it. Shat all over it. Its just about money, they should call this a different name and start a new franchise because this has nothing to do with star wars. But they have to call it Star Wars to make billions from it. Arseholes.

Things I hated.
Leia flying through space like Superman and coming back to life. WTF
Fin waking up from a coma then wandering around with water spraying everywhere (WTF) and nobody batting an eyelid as he staggered round.
Fin is a crap character anyway
Luke given sabre - the whole cliffhanger from the ending of the last one - and then just throwing it over his shoulder and walking off. Its not a comedy franchise you twats.
Poe calling in for Hux and pretending to be on hold. More crap comedy crap.
Luke milking the tits from some weird looking space seal slug thing and slurping the milk like a tramp finding a milkshake in the bin.
The whole build up to who's Reys parents are and turns out they are just a couple of homeless nobodies from somewhere nobody knows.
Those ridiculous caretakers like something from a Beatrix Potter box, doing all Lukes washing, hanging it out on the line. CRAP
Porgs.... no more needs to be said.
That casino town was a waste of 20 minutes. Pointless.
Horse racing things escaping from the place.
Rey doing that finger clicking thing in the cave. What the fcuk. Building up to the nothingness of who her parents are.
The slowest, most drawn out chase in the history of films where the remaining rebel ships were always just of range.
Rose - I suppose they had to get a Chinese in there somewhere. Every other ethnicity was covered.
Phasma again a rubbish character and far too easily killed
Snoke supposedly the most powerful sith ever, was given no backstory, no idea where he came from and was killed far too easily.
BB8 driving Scout Walkers and any other manner of things.
Luke pathetic death at the end. No need for it and a terrible way to kill the character.
Just telling the audience "Oh by the way, Admiral Ackbar is dead"
At the end the entire resistence fitting inside the Millenium Falcon. Yeah, okay!!!
Lukes character not being true to him. He would never have tried to kill Ben Solo after detecting some darkness. He would have done what he did with Vader and tried to help him.
I watched it in 3D and that ugly as fuck big nosed munter Rebel Officer nearly had my eyes out a few times.
Political correctness in space.
Other than that, I was great!!
 
Casino scene and the couple of dodgy bits aside, I thought it was great. Was on the edge of my seat for most of and cried about 3 times.
The fight between Rey, Ren and the Crayolas was probably the best lightsaber fight ever.

I’m willing to bet that most of the haters are grown ups who’ve lost touch with what it would be like watching it as a 7 year old.
 
Dave Herbal said:
Casino scene and the couple of dodgy bits aside, I thought it was great. Was on the edge of my seat for most of and cried about 3 times.
The fight between Rey, Ren and the Crayolas was probably the best lightsaber fight ever.

I’m willing to bet that most of the haters are grown ups who’ve lost touch with what it would be like watching it as a 7 year old.
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Yeah, I do think that's part of my problem with it all. I get its aimed at young kids and sadly I want it to be true to the original trilogy and to target that audience of now grown adults. I feel like its shitting on everything I enjoyed as a 7 year old kid watching Star Wars for the first time. I want to relive that starry eyed joy I felt as a child and evoke those memories, but every time I sit down to new Star Wars film, I feel even further away from those memories than ever before. I still watch the OT on DVD regularly and still get that joy of nostalgia from them.

I just think they should have left it alone, never even made the prequels. Since the first original trilogy its just been about money, to the detriment of the franchise.

They could have started another franchise and just made new stand alone sci-fi films.
 
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Mackem Al said:
It was absolute drivel. Hated it. They've took everything that star wars fans loved from their childhood and killed it. Shat all over it. Its just about money, they should call this a different name and start a new franchise because this has nothing to do with star wars. But they have to call it Star Wars to make billions from it. Arseholes.

Things I hated.
Leia flying through space like Superman and coming back to life. WTF
Fin waking up from a coma then wandering around with water spraying everywhere (WTF) and nobody batting an eyelid as he staggered round.
Fin is a crap character anyway
Luke given sabre - the whole cliffhanger from the ending of the last one - and then just throwing it over his shoulder and walking off. Its not a comedy franchise you twats.
Poe calling in for Hux and pretending to be on hold. More crap comedy crap.
Luke milking the tits from some weird looking space seal slug thing and slurping the milk like a tramp finding a milkshake in the bin.
The whole build up to who's Reys parents are and turns out they are just a couple of homeless nobodies from somewhere nobody knows.
Those ridiculous caretakers like something from a Beatrix Potter box, doing all Lukes washing, hanging it out on the line. CRAP
Porgs.... no more needs to be said.
That casino town was a waste of 20 minutes. Pointless.
Horse racing things escaping from the place.
Rey doing that finger clicking thing in the cave. What the fcuk. Building up to the nothingness of who her parents are.
The slowest, most drawn out chase in the history of films where the remaining rebel ships were always just of range.
Rose - I suppose they had to get a Chinese in there somewhere. Every other ethnicity was covered.
Phasma again a rubbish character and far too easily killed
Snoke supposedly the most powerful sith ever, was given no backstory, no idea where he came from and was killed far too easily.
BB8 driving Scout Walkers and any other manner of things.
Luke pathetic death at the end. No need for it and a terrible way to kill the character.
Just telling the audience "Oh by the way, Admiral Ackbar is dead"
At the end the entire resistence fitting inside the Millenium Falcon. Yeah, okay!!!
Lukes character not being true to him. He would never have tried to kill Ben Solo after detecting some darkness. He would have done what he did with Vader and tried to help him.
I watched it in 3D and that ugly as fuck big nosed munter Rebel Officer nearly had my eyes out a few times.
Political correctness in space.
Other than that, I was great!!
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A superb summing up sir.
 
Mackem Al said:
It was absolute drivel. Hated it. They've took everything that star wars fans loved from their childhood and killed it. Shat all over it. Its just about money, they should call this a different name and start a new franchise because this has nothing to do with star wars. But they have to call it Star Wars to make billions from it. Arseholes.

Things I hated.
Leia flying through space like Superman and coming back to life. WTF
Fin waking up from a coma then wandering around with water spraying everywhere (WTF) and nobody batting an eyelid as he staggered round.
Fin is a crap character anyway
Luke given sabre - the whole cliffhanger from the ending of the last one - and then just throwing it over his shoulder and walking off. Its not a comedy franchise you twats.
Poe calling in for Hux and pretending to be on hold. More crap comedy crap.
Luke milking the tits from some weird looking space seal slug thing and slurping the milk like a tramp finding a milkshake in the bin.
The whole build up to who's Reys parents are and turns out they are just a couple of homeless nobodies from somewhere nobody knows.
Those ridiculous caretakers like something from a Beatrix Potter box, doing all Lukes washing, hanging it out on the line. CRAP
Porgs.... no more needs to be said.
That casino town was a waste of 20 minutes. Pointless.
Horse racing things escaping from the place.
Rey doing that finger clicking thing in the cave. What the fcuk. Building up to the nothingness of who her parents are.
The slowest, most drawn out chase in the history of films where the remaining rebel ships were always just of range.
Rose - I suppose they had to get a Chinese in there somewhere. Every other ethnicity was covered.
Phasma again a rubbish character and far too easily killed
Snoke supposedly the most powerful sith ever, was given no backstory, no idea where he came from and was killed far too easily.
BB8 driving Scout Walkers and any other manner of things.
Luke pathetic death at the end. No need for it and a terrible way to kill the character.
Just telling the audience "Oh by the way, Admiral Ackbar is dead"
At the end the entire resistence fitting inside the Millenium Falcon. Yeah, okay!!!
Lukes character not being true to him. He would never have tried to kill Ben Solo after detecting some darkness. He would have done what he did with Vader and tried to help him.
I watched it in 3D and that ugly as fuck big nosed munter Rebel Officer nearly had my eyes out a few times.
Political correctness in space.
Other than that, I was great!!
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Now that’s a review by a Star Trek fan if ever I read one! :lol:
Some valid points, but you’ve gone way over the top there.
 

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