The struggles of getting a haircut as a non-binary person.

[Wansbeck Viking]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1224664146257620994

 

[Space Hopper]

Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays.

Then again, very few people cut their own hair.

 

[a1970man]

I find this simple rule works

Do you have a cock?
Yes!
Hair cut = £8
No!
Hair cut £95 with a 3 hour chit chat about celebs and holidays

None binary my arse

 

[Boinger]

I find this simple rule works

Do you have a cock?
Yes!
Hair cut = £8
No!
Hair cut £95 with a 3 hour chit chat about celebs and holidays

None binary my arse

It really is bollox isn't it?

 

[YorkMackem]

I find this simple rule works

Do you have a cock?
Yes!
Hair cut = £8
No!
Hair cut £95 with a 3 hour chit chat about celebs and holidays

None binary my arse

I don't think it is technically possible to have a none binary arse, but give it time.

 

[a1970man]

It really is bollox isn't it?

They don't even know what they want, that's why we have to call them 2SLBGTQIA++ …. or "Not straight" which has the same number of letters

 

[becs]

Go to a unisex salon. My hairdresser cuts anyones hair regardless of their sex. A dry trim for my daughter costs the same as a dry trim for my son.

 

[BigPete]

Hes got short back and sides??

What's his issue? Not watching the video.

 

[Boinger]

Hes got short back and sides??

What's his issue? Not watching the video.

Dunno I managed to watch about a minute of the bleating little tit.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Well imagine my surprise when I seen the BBC logo

 

[RichD]

what a load of old bullocks, Nee worder the BBC is going down the pan airing shite like this...

 

[ilovehorswill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1224664146257620994

“Are you a gadgie or a lass? Gadgies are £5, Lasses £9”

It’s not a hard question tbf

 

[YorkMackem]

“Are you a gadgie or a lass? Gadgies are £5, Lasses £9”

It’s not a hard question is it

That's about the long and short of it.

See what I did there?

 

[ilovehorswill]

That's about the long and short of it.

See what I did there?

It’s hard to “balls” it up unless you’re a “fanny”

Easy this

 

[YorkMackem]

It’s hard to “balls” it up

Nee need to wax lyrical about it

 

[Hulkster]

Licence fee well spent there, addressing the burning issues of the day.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

He/she asked for a style of haircut that makes me look offended by everything.

 

[YorkMackem]

He/she asked for a style of haircut that makes me look offended by everything.

Ah, that'll be The Boris that you want Sir, madam, thingy, oh whatever!

 

[chriswallace85]

If they had any brain's they'd simply opt for the cheapest and be on their way with their heed sharpened however they like.

 

[BigPete]

Has anyone watched it and know what the problem is?

Is it wanting a non-binary barbers?

f***ing hell actually saying that now.... open one of them down London where you have loads of idiots and business will be booming!