The SMB Movie thread

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Junior Birdman, Aug 1, 2014.

  1. Baghdad McBadLad

    Baghdad McBadLad Central Defender

    One of the worst films I have ever seen. Starts off okay but as soon as he gets with the worst actress in the world/maid with wonky leg I totally lost interest.
  2. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    After all that it was on sky. Anyway, let it be said that it's' absolutely fucking shite and please, anyone else wondering, DO NOT BOTHER WATCHING THE VVITCH.
  3. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    Never mind, I'll find one with no dialogue and lots of explosions for you to enjoy. Least I can do.
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  4. becs

    becs Striker

    Early Man.

    A tribe of Stone Age people have their village threatened by people from the Bronze Age who want to build a mine there. The matter is settled over a game of football.

    Film full off daft gags and puns and loads of references to football in a humorous way. I giggled a lot watching it. Definitely worth a watch.
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  5. Currently working my way through my IMDB watchlist. Watched The Master last night. Didn't really enjoy it but PSH and Joaquin Phoenix are great in it. 6/10.
  6. Junior Birdman

    Junior Birdman Striker

    Tad the Explorer and the Secret of King Midas.

    Took the bairn to see it today because we'd seen everything else. A cartoon version of a poor man's Indiana Jones. 4/10 if only because it got us out of the pissing rain.
  7. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    When it first came out it got really shite reviews and really great reviews - I thought it was excellent but can see why someone who liked the likes of marvel/dc crap with only half a braincell would think it was rubbish. Not directed at you btw.
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  8. Andy_Roker1983

    Andy_Roker1983 Striker

    Daddy’s home 2, light hearted film with the odd funny bit. Easy watch 6/10

    The ritual - British horror, started off really good and lost its way a bit towards the end 6/10

    House on willow street - South African horror film, shite 4/10

    Tomorrowland - watched it with my 8 year old daughter, she loved it I was disappointed, pretty shit really 5/10
  9. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    It just had nothing about it, slow, very little story, no suspense, no horror and a talking goat.
  10. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Winger

    Get Out. Rather enjoyed it and I don't normally 'do' horror. A teeny bit daft towards the end, but canny overall.
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  11. I watched this the other week as it was said it was truly terrifying

    I found it all a bit stepford wives scenario and as you say a bit odd towards the end.


    Dunkirk, the new one was a 10 for me. @becs

    Watched it about ten times now but I'm a second world war junkie
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  12. becs

    becs Striker

    Aww pleased you liked it :D

    I bought it for my Dad for Christmas and he enjoyed it too. He loves war films.
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  13. Drives the Mrs mad, as I download Valkyrie all the time.

    Now I've added Dunkirk, battle of the bulge, the eagle has landed, a bridge too far, the great escape, and numerous more on the TV , all the time :lol:
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  14. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Even I switched this film off after a few minutes as I was too scared to carry on watching it - its all just film production and story writing though so managed to get through it the second time, its a truly terrifying film.
  15. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    This again. It's a masterpiece

  16. Has Downsizing been reviewed yet?

    Any nudity?
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  17. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

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  18. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Why don't you just download it once and keep it?
  19. Dark Traveller

    Dark Traveller Striker

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  20. I have a DVD of it as well

    Bit obsessed about this film

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