The size of chocolate bars now

[Epping]

So you can eat a whole pack, without feeling guilty.

I reckon the multipack ones are only marginally bigger than the old funsize ones

so funsize fitted arse perfectly.. normal ones a small stretch these days...

 

[Sima]

or Trump

If you're Alan Barnes you're fucked. His hands are like shovels.

Or are they normal human-size out of line with the rest of his goblin body?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Marianne Faithfull has lodged a complaint.

 

[Sima]

Marianne Faithfull has lodged a complaint.

Never seen those before. What do they taste like?

 

[007Iron]

If you're Alan Barnes you're fucked. His hands are like shovels.

Or are they normal human-size out of line with the rest of his goblin body?

Poor Alan.

My hands have grown since I was a kid. Probably why me cock looks so small now.

 

[Norwich Red n White]

11st

And 3ft 6?....

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Anyone seen the size of snickers now?

You could shove one up your arse and feel nowt

Smaller snickers result in smaller knickers.

 

[Epping]

George Michael (rest his soul) was partial to a chocolate bar up his arse. Sometimes accidently.

everyone knows about the Careless Wispa

 

[dafunk2]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...e-become-smaller-expensive-due-shrinkflation/

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Thank fuck this thing is starting to melt

 

[Maxnormal]

Boost, man... fuck off with your slightly rippled bar of shit. Star Bars are the biz. Full of peanutty goodness.

Now come on now lads: we all know a double decker is the bar of the gods.

 

[FootballFan]

Its a bloody disgrace tbh.

We should march on Westminster, once all this terrorism dies down obviously.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Its a bloody disgrace tbh.

We should march on Westminster, once all this terrorism dies down obviously.

Convoy on Westminster bridge, hit them right in the fudge tunnel

 

[becs]

That's why Cadburys are doing more chocolate with jelly pieces in and crap like that as the sugar pieces are cheaper than cocoa so it makes the bar cheaper to produce.

 

[LondonMackem]

The standard bars are getting smaller and smaller and now cost roughly 70p. Then they make a "duo" which is the same size as the old standard bars and charge a quid. Scandalous.

 

[Martin F]

Anyone seen the size of snickers now?

You could shove one up your arse and feel nowt

You must be a navy boy.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Cadburys have to make them smaller, it's cost cutting due to the money they are spending on getting halal certification and removing the word easter from their easter eggs.

I read it on twitter.

That halal thing is 7 year old and not even in the European market

Fake old news lol

 

[knarfw]

Toblerone, a big one from the duty free.

Up your arse?

 

[muggboots]

It's just your hands are bigger from when you were five. On the other hand you might be Jeremy Beadle.

Tidied.

 

[shogun1904]

Just stop eating chocolate then you childish cùnt.