The royals at it again

[pavarotti1980]

And how many of them has she got

f***ing hell.... I think this is why people do hit and runs, it's not the insurance costs but all the f***ing flowers you have to send.

So as a gran she's probably got 3 kids, potentially a great grandchild or two....... I think we're looking at about 20 people.

Oh, but we could just get a bunch of them and then pick each flower out and just send one to each person

Surely the Esso garage will have enough flowers for everyone

 

[Aituk7]

Surely the Esso garage will have enough flowers for everyone

Tbf you're bang on mate.... how many f***ing flowers do they have!

Is Mr Esso a gardener who was forced to get into the petroleum industry.... who said that would be a great side business for a petrol station?

 

[Snappy]

Surely the Esso garage will have enough flowers for everyone

They'll die after 3 days though. That's just rude.

Also would you need to enquire about hayfever? You can't be too careful in today's world, you may end up getting sued.

 

[pavarotti1980]

Tbf you're bang on mate.... how many f***ing flowers do they have!

Is Mr Esso a gardener who was forced to get into the petroleum industry.... who said that would be a great side business for a petrol station?

Pinch them from the local graveyard and wrap them up in cellophane

 

[Aituk7]

Pinch them from the local graveyard and wrap them up in cellophane

Awww yeah, Recycling.

Clever!

 

[pavarotti1980]

Awww yeah, Recycling.

Clever!

Sympathy and environmentally friendly

 

[Aituk7]

Sympathy and environmentally friendly

I wonder if that's green party policy.

Don't buy flowers, just nick them

 

[peil]

Yeah older women

and a mag, let's not forget that fact

 

[Frijj]

What did they do (again) exactly?

Apart from not being responsible and not witnessing it


Sense of humour bypass. He was being saracastic

 

[girojim]

They've had multiple death threats, so Aye probably...

so it doesn't matter how many plebs get killed instead?

 

[Frijj]

so it doesn't matter how many plebs get killed instead?

Jim man. Jim

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Do they really need police riding about like dickhead on motorbikes ahead of them everywhere they go?

Maybe the duchess had removed her top again and was anxious that nobody could take further photos?

 

[njmackem]

William & Kate’s convoy motorcyclist knocked over an 83 year old widow as they were heading out to Windsor.

Widow, 83, seriously injured after Wills and Kate convoy biker runs into her

Haway man, you can't blame the Royals for something they didn't actually do.

 

[pavarotti1980]

and a mag, let's not forget that fact

Is she?

 

[PhilSAFC]

They wouldn’t need an escort if London was safe.

 

[Snappy]

They wouldn’t need an escort if London was safe.

Cesspit iirc

 

[pavarotti1980]

They wouldn’t need an escort if London was safe.

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[Wilfy]

String the fuckers up on the palace gates.

 

[Hair Flick]

Do they really need police riding about like dickhead on motorbikes ahead of them everywhere they go?

I'd say so as he is directly in line to be a future King of England.

 

[Aituk7]

String the fuckers up on the palace gates.

I can understand william but that's a bit harsh on kate.

I'd say so as he is directly in line to be a future King of England.

....and scotland, wales and northern ireland.... Or do they not matter

It's just the king of england part that requires the escort