The Royal Wedding this weekend



What’s all this carry on about her Father.
I they frightened he’ll be too pissed to walk up the aisle ?
 
Edit, Story is he has a dodgy ticker, but seems to be more to it than that.

Possibly upset the wrong folk using the wedding for his own publicity stunt to pull in a few dollars.
 
Park with the Daughter for a cucumber sandwich picnic pre bash.
Then home to watch it on the Telly, might wear a Tiara and put some bunting up, might even invite next doors Corgi round when I'm pissed up enough on champagne and pimms.
 
Happy to be two thousand miles away, though even then I expect there’ll be media coverage.
 
Edit, Story is he has a dodgy ticker, but seems to be more to it than that.

Possibly upset the wrong folk using the wedding for his own publicity stunt to pull in a few dollars.
The public line is that she's very keen for him to attend but he's a bit of a recluse and doesn't feel comfortable.

She also has a half sister she hasn't spoken to in 10 years who is poking her beak in.

Getting all the drink in for it today :cool:
Tell us what you get :cool:
 

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