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SW-Durham Mackem
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not the Queen, she's not mad enough. I mean she's mad, she sits there and shits herself while watching reruns of Last Of The Summer Wine, but not mad enough to want to bomb Australia. Phillip might but he'd like to decimate India and Pakistan first. Charles is the boy though; he's never forgiven Australia for the incident with the marmite and the dildo so he's planning to lay waste to the entire country
It must be a laugh a minute in your household.