The Pr*** that is Pardew


Absolute tool...



In November 2006, Pardew had another dispute with Wenger after celebrating West Ham's win over Arsenal. Wenger claimed he was provoked into pushing Pardew after Pardew's celebrations at West Ham's late win.



On the opening day of the 2012–13 Premier League season against Tottenham Hotspur, Pardew pushed an official after an incident in which the ball appeared to go over the touchline, but the referee deemed it to still be in play. Pardew later apologised, citing his behaviour as "ridiculous".



In January 2014, during the Premier League match against Manchester City, Pardew verbally abused opposition manager Manuel Pellegrini. Pellegrini initially confronted Pardew on the touchline and accused Pardew of frivolously contesting every decision by the referee and was trying to dishonestly deceive the officials even when it was an obvious decision in City's favour. After the initial skirmish, Pardew was caught on Sky Sports television cameras calling Pellegrini "a f***ing old c£nt". Pardew later apologised only after being confronted by journalists about his abusive language.



In March 2014, Pardew was sent to the stands after headbutting Hull City player David Meyler. The ball went out of play near Pardew and Meyler pushed past him to quickly resume play, at which point Pardew headbutted Meyler.
 
Remember the 8 year contract he signed. It would have only expired 3 years ago :lol:
There's a good story behind that, according to Andy Woodman who was his goalkeeper coach there anyway.


Essentially, Woodman bumped into Ashley pissed, thought he was going to get a bollocking for being out but Ashley offered him an 8 year contract whilst plying him with shots mortal. Pardew told him not to sign it because it was longer than his contract but went to Ashley on the sly anyway and convinced him to give him an 8 year contract as well.

Pardew fucked off to Palace a few years later and wanted to take Woodman to Palace with him. He stayed at the Mags under Carver but at the end of the season him, Carver and Steve Stone were told to meet Llambias (the CEO) at SJP. They knew they were going to get sacked so met up at the Shark Bar beforehand - Carver went in first and came back telling them he'd been sacked but they were still going to pay the remaining 5 years of his contract. Steve Stone went in next and was told the same. Woodman went in last thinking 'champion, I'll get 5 years pay off then walk straight into a job with Pardew'. So he went in to be told 'Actually Mike loves you and wants to keep you around under contract' :lol:
 
It was absolutely torturous from start to finish. One of the best days of my life until I ended up having to have a shit in a carrier bag in my bird’s garden in the pissing down rain.

Five person house share with one bathroom man. Nee way to live.
I just spat coffee all over my TV screen after reading that😂😂😂, I hope you flung it into the neighbours garden afterwards.
 
I just spat coffee all over my TV screen after reading that😂😂😂, I hope you flung it into the neighbours garden afterwards.

In that case, it was worth it! :lol:

I dropped it into the wheelie bin and then had to go inside and squat down on the kitchen floor to wipe my arse with kitchen roll.
 
Absolute tool...



In November 2006, Pardew had another dispute with Wenger after celebrating West Ham's win over Arsenal. Wenger claimed he was provoked into pushing Pardew after Pardew's celebrations at West Ham's late win.



On the opening day of the 2012–13 Premier League season against Tottenham Hotspur, Pardew pushed an official after an incident in which the ball appeared to go over the touchline, but the referee deemed it to still be in play. Pardew later apologised, citing his behaviour as "ridiculous".



In January 2014, during the Premier League match against Manchester City, Pardew verbally abused opposition manager Manuel Pellegrini. Pellegrini initially confronted Pardew on the touchline and accused Pardew of frivolously contesting every decision by the referee and was trying to dishonestly deceive the officials even when it was an obvious decision in City's favour. After the initial skirmish, Pardew was caught on Sky Sports television cameras calling Pellegrini "a f***ing old c£nt". Pardew later apologised only after being confronted by journalists about his abusive language.



In March 2014, Pardew was sent to the stands after headbutting Hull City player David Meyler. The ball went out of play near Pardew and Meyler pushed past him to quickly resume play, at which point Pardew headbutted Meyler.
Don't forget the 'he absolutely rapes him' comment about Ched Evans.
 
That 3/4 seconds when he's giving it the biggun towards our bench only to realise it's offside. Comedy gold.

Tbh he was a smarmy twat but I didn't understand why they hated him as much

He actually did a decent job there.....they've had a lot worse....McClaren Shearer Carver Bruce Souness
 

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