The most pointless waste of money

[maygo]

Alcohol-free anything
Just drink pop you f***ing ****

 

[Aituk7]

You get your own star mind

Can build a house on it and move there. Read it on here

 

[tooliohelmet]

David Moyes could make this a very long thread!!

 

[HABA87]

Tattoos.

 

[S.S.R..]

Shoe leather walking to Polling Booths.

 

[skybo]

How will you know which one is yours ,and will you need a big fuck off telescope to find it

 

[Latka Gravas]

Cigarettes

 

[jackson853]

The Angel of the North

 

[Keawyeds]

BREXIT.
The entire f***ing thing.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Bargain

 

[pinewaves1868]

I was gonna say Ian Bowyer, who has pissed me off for decades, but he doesn't compare to Rodwell.

 

[StiflerPG]

Canada Goose coat

Saw a lass in Tesco and she was a wad until I saw she was wearing a Canada Goose coat, I gave her a stern look and walked away. She knew she'd missed out.

Saw a lass in Tesco and she was a wad until I saw she was wearing a Canada Goose coat, I gave her a stern look and walked away. She knew she'd missed out.

Which is the opening line to my new song; I Don't Do Girls With Canada Goose Coats!

 

[joemcdokes]

Performance cars.

 

[becs]

How will you know which one is yours ,and will you need a big fuck off telescope to find it

My Dad bought my Mam one. You can't see it by naked eye so he just points in the vague direction of where it is.

She didn't seem that impressed and I've no idea where the certificate is now. Still it wasn't as bad as the year he bought her a set of wheel trims. He's not the best at buying presents for her.