The Metro between Newcastle Central and - roughly - East Boldon

[Charmless Man]

Can’t say I’m overly familiar with the places along the line there other than passing through on the train, but are they all proper dumps? It seems like without fail, some absolute mouth breathers, high as kites and covered in facial bruises get on at those stops, always leaving before they get to Sunderland or Newcastle.

It genuinely feels like being in a zombie film

 

[cluffy]

love a good metro generalisation

 

[Goat Eyes]

Mouth breather.

 

[gabbiadini1]

Mouth breather.

Is this the new in term? Third time I’ve seen it tonight.

 

[Charmless Man]

love a good metro generalisation

There haven’t been many times I’ve been on that section of the line and not thought at some point “Fuk, I hope she doesn’t sit near me.”

 

[Goat Eyes]

Is this the new in term? Third time I’ve seen it tonight.

It seems so. I should’ve put three dots after it to indicate it was rhetorical, it’s a shite and stupid insult.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

You tend to find the worst stops are Gateshead stadium, felling, Pelaw, fellgate and Broc W. You regularly see drunks getting on and off between those stations

 

[gabbiadini1]

It seems so. I should’ve put three dots after it to indicate it was rhetorical, it’s a shite and stupid insult.

I concur! Do most people not generally breathe out their mouths and noses?!

 

[Charmless Man]

It seems so. I should’ve put three dots after it to indicate it was rhetorical, it’s a shite and stupid insult.

Why is it shite and stupid?

 

[cluffy]

There haven’t been many times I’ve been on that section of the line and not thought at some point “Fuk, I hope she doesn’t sit near me.”

Not everyone's a homosexual male marra

 

[Charmless Man]

I concur! Do most people not generally breathe out their mouths and noses?!

The point is if you’re breathing through your mouth, the implication is it’s probably hanging open and you’re looking a bit vacant.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I concur! Do most people not generally breathe out their mouths and noses?!

I saw an explanation earlier that basically said it’s because those people haven’t learnt how to breathe through their noses.

 

[Kevj]

There haven’t been many times I’ve been on that section of the line and not thought at some point “Fuk, I hope she doesn’t sit near me.”

They're the best ones for playing STD roulette.

 

[Charmless Man]

Not everyone's a homosexual male marra

Is that supposed to be an insult like?

 

[heroesof73]

Roughly East Boldon ya cheeky bassa! I`ll have you know it's Cleading the other side of the line

 

[mcq10]

Brockley whins is like the land that time forgot.

 

[Charmless Man]

I saw an explanation earlier that basically said it’s because those people haven’t learnt how to breathe through their noses.

Well that’s a shite and stupid explanation. Babies instinctively breathe through their noses.

Christ, these mouth breathers will believe anything.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Why is it shite and stupid?

Because in my opinion it is. It’s just shite and stupid.

If someone said it to me I’d just think they were thick as shit, which I know you’re not.

 

[Charmless Man]

They're the best ones for playing STD roulette.

That’s why I don’t want them to sit near me. In case the Chlamydia becomes airborne.

Because in my opinion it is. It’s just shite and stupid.

If someone said it to me I’d just think they were thick as shit, which I know you’re not.

See the explanation above. I think it makes perfect sense. Having your mouth open at rest looks vacant and gormless.

 

[CraigyLee]

Gateshead stadium metro always seems to have absolute clips kicking about it