The little sausages in spaghetti/beans

[yamar1]

Why are they so f***ing good?

I demand Heinz put more of them in each tin.

Class on toast. I see youve set the resident food snobs off mind.

 

[zinedine]

Pork Sausages (15%, Pork (55%), Water, Rice Flour, Pea Starch, Pork Fat, Vegetable Fibre, Salt, Spices, Emulsifier - Triphosphates

Probably the triphosphates

I thought Triphosphates were those aliens that attacked earth in War of the World's.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Horrible disgusting little bastards

 

[Gelan]

As far as sausages go they’re probably bottom on the quality and taste scale like

Only wrong'uns think they are class.

 

[Keawyeds]

Horrible disgusting little bastards

As SMB Resident Food Taster, I take it you've sampled this culinary experience?

 

[Gelan]

I did once. Once then realised they tasted like powder and cat vomit.

You've eaten cat vomit

 

[Walter H. White]

Class on toast. I see youve set the resident food snobs off mind.

Sometimes the best food is the simplest

 

[yamar1]

Sometimes the best food is the simplest

Indeed.

 

[zinedine]

There can't be more than 5% meat in them and must be the most processed thing going.

Absolutely love them though. Remind me of being little.

They'll be made like those lamb burgers that Alan B'stard sampled. When he was trying to impress his constituents by getting the American owners new UK factory to open in his constituency.
He was eating one of the burgers and the loud Texan owner bellowed at him: we make our burgers cheaper than anybody else in the business.
We believe in the four B's. Bowels, brains bones and bollocks. Everything goes in nothing wasted.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

As SMB Resident Food Taster, I take it you've sampled this culinary experience?

When I was a child

 

[Lambchops]

Some trampy bastards on here mind - adults eating that shite man

 

[Keawyeds]

When I was a child

Ah but your palette has changed a lot since then.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

You need to take them out before you start eating them!

I've had a can or two when i was a teenager. Wouldn't eat them now unless i was starving. Canny camping quick nosh.

 

[Gazoliver]

Wouldn't give them to my dog

 

[jayjaysafc]

Don’t get the ones in sainsburys own. You could mash them they are that shit.

Heinz are class

I only eat Branston now. Much better than Heinz

 

[keema naan]

lurvly on a Sundays dinner or English breakfast there