The Hotel, Channel 4


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was on at 8pm Channel 4 tonight (Sunday).

If you liked A Place in Slovakia & Chaos at the Chateau you will love this. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Basically is a fly on the wall documentary about a 3 star hotel in the lakes thats staffed by Eastern Europeans who cant speak English and features the (what the owner calls) "Mondeo Man" guests, as well as behind the scenes.

For Example:
Guest: I asked for some Rye bread, has the chef got some in today?
Romanian Waiter: White bread? Yes we have that.
Guest: No, Rye bread, RYE, rye bread.
Waiter: Ah, yes. Dry bread, we have that too. You like some yes?
Guest: go ask the chef, he said he's get some.

Waiter to cheff: Table 6 wants Dry Bread.
Polish cheff: No stoopit, she wants fried bread, FRIED, fried bread.
And he hoys 4 slices of bread in the deep fat fryer.

class.
 
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Loved it, can't wait for next weeks episode where someone is complaining that a stranger is in there room using the shower.
 
was on at 8pm Channel 4 tonight (Sunday).

If you liked A Place in Slovakia & Chaos at the Chateau you will love this. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Basically is a fly on the wall documentary about a 3 star hotel in the lakes thats staffed by Eastern Europeans who cant speak English and features the (what the owner calls) "Mondeo Man" guests, as well as behind the scenes.

For Example:

And he hoys 4 slices of bread in the deep fat fryer.

class.

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