The Greatest Coming Together On Here



Bunch of lads off here turned up in a park, stood in a circle round a bucket and furiously masturbated into it.

They called it the greatest cumming together, most of them don't like to talk about it anymore.
 
I'm guessing it's Raoul Moat as coincidentally I was undergoing emergency spine surgery when they helicoptered him into Neecastle General. Was the talk of the recovery room next morning.
 
Northumbria Police, headed up by a Wallace and Gromit character, unable to find a fugitive in B&Q. A gunman takes himself hostage, Blazing Saddles style. Gazza arrives to negotiate his release.

None More Geordie
 
Nightshift in Glasgow listening to Talksport on my headphones when the call came through
Geordie lad sitting opposite me refused to believe me when I tried to explain, stuck it on the speaker, he sat for about 30 seconds and then walked out and sat in the bog for about 20 minutes while I pissed myself laughing
 

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