Guy at work was getting red diesel from someone or other at 28p a gallon at one point. He was an interesting guy. He was incredibly insistent that his wife only communicate with him via the medium of mine. If she didn’t, she was in for it. He refused to use snow to build snowmen, instead preferring minced lamb. He invented his own board game involving a blow up sex doll, rats blood, four fray Benitos pies and a picture of Angela Merkel juggling six tea pots.