The Gilly the Dilf What are you up to this Weekend Thread?

[Junior Birdman]

Relaxing tonight with a couple of drinks.
Tomorrow - undecided
Sunday - out with the bairn for lunch then off to cinema to see The Lion King

 

[Secret Visage]

Sitting up tonight to see who's dog is shiting on my lawn, and when I find out it's going through their letter box

The dog has a letterbox?

 

[Bonzo]

The dog has a letterbox?

Yes SHE has.

 

[ouro]

Friday: fuming at the delay to the completion date on our new house so staying in and self medicating. Saturday: horse riding in the company of little miss ouro then getting panelled so I can sleep. Sunday: reaching new stress levels and therefore spending all day on the drink. Monday counts a weekend in my eyes, so personally visiting each of the 3 solicitors involved in our chain and being very carefully angry then going to Gunners Club to continue my impressive win streak.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Sounds minging that, basically the same as oven chips.

Home made gear che in our house .Devine

 

[stephen cartwright]

Home made gear che in our house .Devine

Divine. Surprised you have not learned that since leaving southwick, to the upmarket area of?

 

[Gillythedilf]

Divine. Surprised you have not learned that since leaving southwick, to the upmarket area of?

Ooooo look who it is

 

[monkeytassle]

Have you had a unit(s) of intercourse there? Very enjoyable for you I presume?

It's quite amusing when she says things like this desperately seeking the attention of the boards residents creeps and nobody replies.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Ooooo look who it is

Smug self satisfied prejudiced clown

I pity you and your like

 

[Barnacle Boy]

It's quite amusing when she says things like this desperately seeking the attention of the boards residents creeps and nobody replies.

I must admit it tickled me too

 

[Nookie Bear]

All I’ve had is 2 slices of toast since Wednesday night. Stress related normally. Done exactly what you said and bought a pizza. Had 3 Imodium.

Hope you feel better soon

 

[mini-x2]

Friday: In
Saturday: OUT

 

[the dark one]

Indeed mate. Good luck with the lessons.

. That's him "clamped".

 

[Nookie Bear]

Today , finished up at contract job got a nice card and a voucher to buy notebooks. Had my hair cut and coloured (yawn) and went to Goa for happy hour now watching crystal maze

Tomorrow , might go to the North Yorks food festival depending on a) the weather and b) if Wilfy is going to share the driving

Sunday , must go and see the mother in law - have been planning it last two weekends and didn’t happen l

 

[Charmless Man]

It's quite amusing when she says things like this desperately seeking the attention of the boards residents creeps and nobody replies.

I nearly said something outrageous to be fair. Not in a creepy way mind, mainly because I'm an absolute bastard.

 

[CatRyan]

It's quite amusing when she says things like this desperately seeking the attention of the boards residents creeps and nobody replies.

I really could not give a fuck

Unlike last night

I must admit it tickled me too

Glad you're enjoying yourself

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I really could not give a fuck

He still keeps the stalking up - clearly obsessed with you. I think his missus must have tiny breasts and he is disappointed.

 

[Charmless Man]

He still keeps the stalking up - clearly obsessed with you. I think his missus must have tiny breasts and he is disappointed.

She's not going to shag you mate.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

She's not going to shag you mate.

Only my missus gets that chance Mr. Charmless.

 

[Charmless Man]

Only my missus gets that chance Mr. Charmless.

My condolences to your (imaginary) wife.