The full English breakfast - the truth

[Some Random Guy]

English Breakfast is blended from the finest leaves hand picked from the slopes around Her Maj's former Empire, so it's as close as you'll get without it actually being fertilised by Corgi dung.

So it's not English, glad we cleared that up.

 

[Hair Flick]

So it's not English, glad we cleared that up.

It's as English as Sir Cliff Richard, Spike Milligan & Felicity Kendal

 

[Some Random Guy]

It's as English as Sir Cliff Richard, Spike Milligan & Felicity Kendal

Can't give citizenship to a leaf mate.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I'm sure we can both agree that curry doesn't have a part to play in a full English.

I disagree

 

[Hair Flick]

I disagree

Spelt kedgeree wrong there, marra

 

[Some Random Guy]

I disagree

Wasn't talking to you fatty.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Wasn't talking to you fatty.

I'm big boned

 

[Hair Flick]

Can't give citizenship to a leaf mate.

Canadia did. If it's good enough for the colonials, it's good enough for the Empire makers.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Canadia did. If it's good enough for the colonials, it's good enough for the Empire makers.

I'm sure a Canadian breakfast involves maple syrup, were talking English here though, keep up man!

 

[Latka Gravas]

Every single time. Dinnit like eggs, no trolling, just a better breakfast for me!



Tea is for old women and builders.



Nee fishing trip, all of the above is true.

So tea is for old women and proper men?

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Still debating it I see

We have already decided lads

#hashtagsnothashbrowns

Here

 

[PhilSAFC]

Tinned tomatoes are far superior on a breakfast than beans, not that I don't like beans just prefer tomatoes.

Nowt worse than warm tinned tomatoes unless they are mixed into a chilli or something.

 

[cornish mackem]

Neeeeeee muesli like?

 

[PhilSAFC]

Black pudding and fried bread can get tae fuck.
Also anyone who chose fried egg over poached probably have some very dark secrets

You didn't back me up on the thread like

 

[Teed]

Sausage
Bacon
Tomatoes
mushrooms
fried egg
Toast
Tea

This would be my ideal breakfast.

I also don't like butter on my toast either

This is the boy, man, hash browns.. are only for poofs.

 

[PulseSafc]

2 sausages
3 rashers of bacon
Full tin of beans
2 poached eggs
1 Grilled tomato, halfed
Fried mushrooms
2 hash browns
1 black pudding
2 slice of multiseed/granary toast - Unsalted Butter

Tea - Strong/1 sugar

The perfect full English and ratios of ingredients

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

There's nowt more tedious anywhere on the SMB than the "tea is for old women" bantz whenever this type of thread turns up.

I agree with the idea that hash browns are canny but it's not a Full English as soon as you add them to a breakfast.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

the SMB has spoken

Parsnip was asked to vote for their favourite items with the premise that 5 items would be added to the 4 staples (sausage, bacon, toast, tea)

The results are in. A full English is as follows

Sausage
Bacon
Beans
Fried egg
Mushrooms
Black pudding
Fried bread
Toast
Tea

Some observations:
- Tomatoes just missed out
- There are a significant number of idiots on this board who voted for hash browns. Thankfully, unlike brexit, the sensible people romped home
- No one, remarkably, fell into the trap of voting for chips

So there we go. That's science right there

Gonna have a breakfast with every one of those tomorrow.

Sausage is just normal pork so will be well cooked bordering on burnt.

 

[cornish mackem]

I'm big boned

You don't see many fat skeletons

 

[Pricey]

Delicious

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