The Fast Show


Central Defender
Scorchio. Went to Barcelona in 2004. Managed to get tickets to a Barca home game while on the stadium tour. My mate, who’d never seen as much as a Sunday league game up to then (cricket/rugby sort of fella) went too. Every time Barca scored we jumped around shouting “Scorchio!!!” Locals around us tolerated it, then got on board after we’d made a half arsed attempt at excusing our poor Spanish and explaining it. By time the last goal went in a few had joined in with us. Not sure if they were laughing at, or with us :)