Well clearly you being awful is the recurring factor here
And again
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No, your wife sounds more like "Oh... Oooh... Oh my God, you bad boy... Hang on, my stiletto heels are stuck on this leather steering wheel"
Horses cant be sick
as in throw up
A Japanese man called Tsutomu Yamaguchi was wounded by Hiroshima atomic bomb while on business trip. Despite his wounds he returned to his job in Nagasaki where another nuclear bomb dropped.
If you thought you were having a bad day, it can't be as bad as that
Doesn’t get much worse than that.
I presume the second one done for him ?
Looks like the Yanks had it in for him.
I wonder what he’d done to upset them so much ?
I suspect "Being Japanese" was enough
Neither can rats.
20% of coffee mugs contain faecal matter.
They can if there's a geordie aboot.Horses cant be sick
as in throw up
30% of all knicker drawers contain shit
Can't believe I've just enjoyed a daily mail link
Daily Turd said:The chocolate on a Hobnob is on the bottom of the biscuit, not the top.