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The Facebook Nonsense Thread

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Sandboy, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. artful splodger

    artful splodger Central Defender

    This numpty must live in a bubble, a yellow one :lol:
     
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  2. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    make me want to get some plutonium to test it
     
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  3. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Hi to everybody at GCHQ.
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  4. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    great scott
     
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  5. South Hylton

    South Hylton Midfield

    You should’ve asked (if she was ok hun) for the lolz
     
  6. Multiple facepalms :neutral:


    Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy.

    I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential9 information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute).

    NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.

    Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore,
    Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste.
    This will bypass the system.
    DONE! Stop it FB!
     
  7. Hull_Mackem

    Hull_Mackem Winger

    What I don't get is if these people are so bothered why are they on Facebook at all? Blithering buffoons.
     
  8. Whenever these or variations pop up (usually the same two people sharing them on my feed) I immediately post a link to Snopes debunking them. I then await the inevitable 'Better safe than sorry' post.
     
  9. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Central Defender

    There’s a lass I’m friends with on Facebook, I only know her from when she drank in my local.

    Anyways, everyday she’d put up how much she loved her lad, how perfect life was, valentines day was how lucky she was. The day after she had a bairn I caught her lad necking on with some other lass down a back lane.

    They split up a week later, then followed loads of posts about how happy she was to be rid of him, horrible control freak, loving single life etc, etc.

    To me, the people that need to keep telling everyone how great their lives are, are the ones that hate their lives and in shit relationships.
     
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  10. It's the modern day equivalent of people who had an Olan Mills portrait of their partner on their desk.
     
  11. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Central Defender

    :lol:
     
  12. DANGER!!!!
    LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE/GIRLFRIEND/ DAUGHTER KNOW PLEASE!
    Bottled water in your car is very dangerous!
    On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said that this is what caused her
    breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause
    of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue..
    Sheryl Crow’s oncologist told her: women should not drink bottled
    water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals
    in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water.
    Dioxin is a toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please
    be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.

    Pass this on to all the women in your life. This information is the kind
    we need to know that just might save us! Use a stainless steel canteen
    or a glass bottle instead of plastic!
    This information is also being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical
    Center … No plastic containers in microwaves. No plastic water
    bottles in freezers. No plastic wrap in microwaves.
    Dioxin chemical causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to cells in our bodies. Don’t freeze plastic bottles with water
    in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Recently the Wellness
    Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain
    this health hazard.

    He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we
    should not be heating food in the microwave using plastic containers…..
    This especially applies to foods that contain fat.
    He said that the combination of fat, high heat and plastic releases dioxin
    into the food.
    Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Pyrex or ceramiccontainers
    for heating food… You get the same result, but without the dioxin.. So,
    such things as TV dinners, instant soups, etc., should be removed from
    their containers and heated in something else.
    Paper isn’t bad but you don’t know what is in the paper. It’s safer to
    use tempered glass, such as Pyrex, etc.
    He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants
    moved away from the styrene foam containers to paper. The dioxin
    problem is one of the reasons….

    Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Cling film, is just as
    dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave.
    As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually
    melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with
    a paper towel instead.
    This is an article that should be share to anyone important in your life!
    Just be careful!!!
     
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  13. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Central Defender

    **WARNING**

    Tonight at around 6:15pm I was walking through the flower park in ashington alone with Alylah in her pram just walking home from being at my aunties house. We were approached by a foreign male, approximately late 30s early 40s who asked me to go into the shop for him and he would watch Alylah outside, I obviously said no and then walked abit faster away from him. He then started saying “he would pay me a good price for the baby”. He was wearing blue denim jeans, a darkish hoodie, white trainers and a white cap with his hood over his cap. He spoke with an accent but i’m not sure where he was from, possibly polish but i’m not 100%. The police have been phoned and they have drove right round he flower park, stopped everyone, spoke to the shop owner and are looking for CCTV. They don’t think the guy has meant it, but that’s not to say he didn’t. It could of been as simple as a misunderstanding from either side as the language barrier but I just wanted to warn people simply incase it was not. Again the police are doing everything they can.

    Me and Alylah are perfectly fine, we are home and safe. He never tried to touch or harm either of us. I would just hate the thought of anything happening and me not to of said anything! Xx
     
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  14. That's your problem right there.

    u ok hun? ((()))
     
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  15. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Central Defender

    Fummin babe x
     
  16. Longy

    Longy Striker

    I’m trying to work out how to pronounce the bairns name. Al-ee-la?
     
  17. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

    I reckon it would be intended as Al-aye-lah.
     
  18. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    Is it not delilah with an a instead of de? :rolleyes:
     
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  20. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Central Defender

    Yes lad!! :lol:
     

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