The Facebook Nonsense Thread

can we have a thread where we collate all those special posts on facebook - this just popped up on mine, I never knew Morrisons funded ISIS or is Halal a new brand ?

First time in ages been shopping in morrisons .never again
They had a full halal section .not only is it cruelty to the animals , but they FUND ISIS as well , DISGUSTED ,, please everyone share this in case i get banned !!!!

 

Cowvahlo

Striker
can we have a thread where we collate all those special posts on facebook - this just popped up on mine, I never knew Morrisons funded ISIS or is Halal a new brand ?

First time in ages been shopping in morrisons .never again
They had a full halal section .not only is it cruelty to the animals , but they FUND ISIS as well , DISGUSTED ,, please everyone share this in case i get banned !!!!

It'd be better if you put names with the pictures and we can decide the level of idiocy based on the wadness of the lass posting
 

DufraisFTM

Striker
can we have a thread where we collate all those special posts on facebook - this just popped up on mine, I never knew Morrisons funded ISIS or is Halal a new brand ?

First time in ages been shopping in morrisons .never again
They had a full halal section .not only is it cruelty to the animals , but they FUND ISIS as well , DISGUSTED ,, please everyone share this in case i get banned !!!!

My auntie has just shared this. She's a bit stupid like.

"HALAL ME LADS,
SHOULD OF SEEN THEM GANNIN,
GANNIN DOWN THE HOLMESIDE ROAD,
THE SYRIANS WERE CLAMMIN,
SPIKIN ALL THE LASSES,
IN ALL THE HIGH CLASS PLACES,
MARK THEM UP WITH UV PENS,
WE'RE ON THE PULL IN YATESIES"
:lol::lol:
 
"HALAL ME LADS,
SHOULD OF SEEN THEM GANNIN,
GANNIN DOWN THE HOLMESIDE ROAD,
THE SYRIANS WERE CLAMMIN,
SPIKIN ALL THE LASSES,
IN ALL THE HIGH CLASS PLACES,
MARK THEM UP WITH UV PENS,
WE'RE ON THE PULL IN YATESIES"
brilliant :lol:

It'd be better if you put names with the pictures and we can decide the level of idiocy based on the wadness of the lass posting
you forced me click on her profile.... :lol:

Colleen Ormonde Stoiles
18 hrs ·
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU FUCKWIT LEFTIES <WHO HAVE BEEN THREATNING ME ON MY MESSENGER ALL NIGHT, SAYING THAT I PHOTO SHOPPED THAT PIC ,, WELL GOT NEWS FOR YOU FUCKING DICK HEADS . GO TO NELSON IN LANCHASHIRE , THATS WHERE I TOOK THAT PIC !!! YOU FUCKWITS IN DENIAL AS USUAL . HAHAHAHAH KISS MY ASS FUCKWITS !!!!
 
same lass...

From a friend, not my words: Hello Members just a little
heads up. You're probably
aware of this already. But I
was chatting to a very close
friend today, he is back in the
UK for a short break, he left Britain in 2007 and settled in a
lovely rural area of France
where he has a fairly good
business and legal, he has 3
children 17, 14 and 7 he lives in
the Middle of nowhere and one day an OFF DUTY POLICE
OFFICER (ULCLAT) ANTI -
TERRORIST BRANCH, came into
his shop and that began a close
friendship. He asked my friend
if he had self protection at his home, my friend responded, 'I
have a shotgun license' The
officer said, YOU MUST ARM
YOURSELF! and PROTECT
YOURSELF AND FAMILY! my
friend knew where this was going, and the Police officer
gave him contacts to arms
dealers legal and funny enough
illegal, while the officer was
explaining this, he mentioned
the Calais camp, he was there when they cleared it, there
was more men than women
and children, they wore smart
designer clothes, jewellery and
EVERYONE of them had
iPhones, iPads, Laptops smartphones etc etc, they
were moved to different areas
of France and when these so-
called REFUGEES? Came into
these towns and villages they
took all the assistance that was given to them Money,
food, etc stayed 2 days then
vanished thousands of
refugees(ISIS) have gone
underground and the
DESTINATION IS ENGLAND. They want revenge for the
crusades and have promised to
turn the streets RED with
ENGLISH BLOOD. The
information the officer gave is
HIGHLY CLASSIFIED but he said the French Police are frustrated
just as the people of France
are, because they can see
what's happening but are
controlled by the liberal pro
European Government, but they are warning French
citizens to ARM THEMSELVES.
This officer said the ATTACKS
that have happened in EUROPE
so far is NOTHING as to what is
coming to ENGLAND SOON. They are amassing numbers
until they are strong enough to
wage war in co-ordinated
street attacks in towns and
cities across ENGLAND they
will be sudden brutal and vicious with public executions
on normal civilians it will take
the security forces by surprise,
and they will not know how to
respond, by this time innocent
people will butchered and mutilated across the streets of
our nation ONLY THEN WILL
YOUR GOVERNMENT IMPOSE
MARTIAL LAW when it's too
late as our people lay dead on
our streets. TAKE HEED PEOPLE AND STAY VIGILANT!
 

Cowvahlo

Striker
brilliant :lol:


you forced me click on her profile.... :lol:

Colleen Ormonde Stoiles
18 hrs ·
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU FUCKWIT LEFTIES <WHO HAVE BEEN THREATNING ME ON MY MESSENGER ALL NIGHT, SAYING THAT I PHOTO SHOPPED THAT PIC ,, WELL GOT NEWS FOR YOU FUCKING DICK HEADS . GO TO NELSON IN LANCHASHIRE , THATS WHERE I TOOK THAT PIC !!! YOU FUCKWITS IN DENIAL AS USUAL . HAHAHAHAH KISS MY ASS FUCKWITS !!!!
What a charmer she is! I'm just going through the comments, I like this one so far...

'Omg this is disgusting,they are letting them take over everything in our country,I just hope everyone boycotts all supermarkets,what are the RSPCA doing about this,fuming':lol:
 
same lass...

From a friend, not my words: Hello Members just a little
heads up. You're probably
aware of this already. But I
was chatting to a very close
friend today, he is back in the
UK for a short break, he left Britain in 2007 and settled in a
lovely rural area of France
where he has a fairly good
business and legal, he has 3
children 17, 14 and 7 he lives in
the Middle of nowhere and one day an OFF DUTY POLICE
OFFICER (ULCLAT) ANTI -
TERRORIST BRANCH,
our streets. TAKE HEED PEOPLE AND STAY VIGILANT!
Oh, for fuck's fucking sake.

 

Cowvahlo

Striker
This poor soul is in a bad way because of it...not so sure about Muslims needing to take exams to eat mind.

'So far it's not made its way into my area...But I would be beside myself if it did!
I thought they demanded certifications for the food they consume...'

same lass...

From a friend, not my words: Hello Members just a little
heads up. You're probably
aware of this already. But I
was chatting to a very close
friend today, he is back in the
UK for a short break, he left Britain in 2007 and settled in a
lovely rural area of France
where he has a fairly good
business and legal, he has 3
children 17, 14 and 7 he lives in
the Middle of nowhere and one day an OFF DUTY POLICE
OFFICER (ULCLAT) ANTI -
TERRORIST BRANCH, came into
his shop and that began a close
friendship. He asked my friend
if he had self protection at his home, my friend responded, 'I
have a shotgun license' The
officer said, YOU MUST ARM
YOURSELF! and PROTECT
YOURSELF AND FAMILY! my
friend knew where this was going, and the Police officer
gave him contacts to arms
dealers legal and funny enough
illegal, while the officer was
explaining this, he mentioned
the Calais camp, he was there when they cleared it, there
was more men than women
and children, they wore smart
designer clothes, jewellery and
EVERYONE of them had
iPhones, iPads, Laptops smartphones etc etc, they
were moved to different areas
of France and when these so-
called REFUGEES? Came into
these towns and villages they
took all the assistance that was given to them Money,
food, etc stayed 2 days then
vanished thousands of
refugees(ISIS) have gone
underground and the
DESTINATION IS ENGLAND. They want revenge for the
crusades and have promised to
turn the streets RED with
ENGLISH BLOOD. The
information the officer gave is
HIGHLY CLASSIFIED but he said the French Police are frustrated
just as the people of France
are, because they can see
what's happening but are
controlled by the liberal pro
European Government, but they are warning French
citizens to ARM THEMSELVES.
This officer said the ATTACKS
that have happened in EUROPE
so far is NOTHING as to what is
coming to ENGLAND SOON. They are amassing numbers
until they are strong enough to
wage war in co-ordinated
street attacks in towns and
cities across ENGLAND they
will be sudden brutal and vicious with public executions
on normal civilians it will take
the security forces by surprise,
and they will not know how to
respond, by this time innocent
people will butchered and mutilated across the streets of
our nation ONLY THEN WILL
YOUR GOVERNMENT IMPOSE
MARTIAL LAW when it's too
late as our people lay dead on
our streets. TAKE HEED PEOPLE AND STAY VIGILANT!
There's some fairly outrage on there mind, even taxi drivers are getting it...

'But when you get a taxi if it one of them then what cos if you ring and say don't send a Muslim driver or whatever you get trouble for racist'
 
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