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The Facebook Nonsense Thread

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Sandboy, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. can we have a thread where we collate all those special posts on facebook - this just popped up on mine, I never knew Morrisons funded ISIS or is Halal a new brand ?

    First time in ages been shopping in morrisons .never again
    They had a full halal section .not only is it cruelty to the animals , but they FUND ISIS as well , DISGUSTED ,, please everyone share this in case i get banned !!!!

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  2. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    It'd be better if you put names with the pictures and we can decide the level of idiocy based on the wadness of the lass posting
     
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  3. UTW

    UTW Midfield

    Screenshot or it didn't happen
     
  4. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Yes. It's called the delete button bin.
     
  5. "HALAL ME LADS,
    SHOULD OF SEEN THEM GANNIN,
    GANNIN DOWN THE HOLMESIDE ROAD,
    THE SYRIANS WERE CLAMMIN,
    SPIKIN ALL THE LASSES,
    IN ALL THE HIGH CLASS PLACES,
    MARK THEM UP WITH UV PENS,
    WE'RE ON THE PULL IN YATESIES"
     
  6. girojim

    girojim Striker

    take a bow
     
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  7. DufraisFTM

    DufraisFTM Striker

    My auntie has just shared this. She's a bit stupid like.

    :lol::lol:
     
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  8. Cyrilsneer

    Cyrilsneer Winger

    U ok Hun? Pm sent
     
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  9. Napoleon Dynamite

    Napoleon Dynamite Central Defender

    Ooooh had on

    Faceb:lol::lol:k
     
  10. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    :lol::lol:
     
  11. JonnotheMackem

    JonnotheMackem Striker

    I cant talk about it on here chixx x o x o
     
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  12. brilliant :lol:

    you forced me click on her profile.... :lol:

    Colleen Ormonde Stoiles
    18 hrs ·
    THIS IS FOR ALL YOU FUCKWIT LEFTIES <WHO HAVE BEEN THREATNING ME ON MY MESSENGER ALL NIGHT, SAYING THAT I PHOTO SHOPPED THAT PIC ,, WELL GOT NEWS FOR YOU FUCKING DICK HEADS . GO TO NELSON IN LANCHASHIRE , THATS WHERE I TOOK THAT PIC !!! YOU FUCKWITS IN DENIAL AS USUAL . HAHAHAHAH KISS MY ASS FUCKWITS !!!!
     
  13. JonnotheMackem

    JonnotheMackem Striker

    Post of the year. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  14. Tommasi

    Tommasi Striker

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  15. luvulongtime

    luvulongtime Striker


    very very good :lol:
     
  16. same lass...

    From a friend, not my words: Hello Members just a little
    heads up. You're probably
    aware of this already. But I
    was chatting to a very close
    friend today, he is back in the
    UK for a short break, he left Britain in 2007 and settled in a
    lovely rural area of France
    where he has a fairly good
    business and legal, he has 3
    children 17, 14 and 7 he lives in
    the Middle of nowhere and one day an OFF DUTY POLICE
    OFFICER (ULCLAT) ANTI -
    TERRORIST BRANCH, came into
    his shop and that began a close
    friendship. He asked my friend
    if he had self protection at his home, my friend responded, 'I
    have a shotgun license' The
    officer said, YOU MUST ARM
    YOURSELF! and PROTECT
    YOURSELF AND FAMILY! my
    friend knew where this was going, and the Police officer
    gave him contacts to arms
    dealers legal and funny enough
    illegal, while the officer was
    explaining this, he mentioned
    the Calais camp, he was there when they cleared it, there
    was more men than women
    and children, they wore smart
    designer clothes, jewellery and
    EVERYONE of them had
    iPhones, iPads, Laptops smartphones etc etc, they
    were moved to different areas
    of France and when these so-
    called REFUGEES? Came into
    these towns and villages they
    took all the assistance that was given to them Money,
    food, etc stayed 2 days then
    vanished thousands of
    refugees(ISIS) have gone
    underground and the
    DESTINATION IS ENGLAND. They want revenge for the
    crusades and have promised to
    turn the streets RED with
    ENGLISH BLOOD. The
    information the officer gave is
    HIGHLY CLASSIFIED but he said the French Police are frustrated
    just as the people of France
    are, because they can see
    what's happening but are
    controlled by the liberal pro
    European Government, but they are warning French
    citizens to ARM THEMSELVES.
    This officer said the ATTACKS
    that have happened in EUROPE
    so far is NOTHING as to what is
    coming to ENGLAND SOON. They are amassing numbers
    until they are strong enough to
    wage war in co-ordinated
    street attacks in towns and
    cities across ENGLAND they
    will be sudden brutal and vicious with public executions
    on normal civilians it will take
    the security forces by surprise,
    and they will not know how to
    respond, by this time innocent
    people will butchered and mutilated across the streets of
    our nation ONLY THEN WILL
    YOUR GOVERNMENT IMPOSE
    MARTIAL LAW when it's too
    late as our people lay dead on
    our streets. TAKE HEED PEOPLE AND STAY VIGILANT!
     
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  17. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    What a charmer she is! I'm just going through the comments, I like this one so far...

    'Omg this is disgusting,they are letting them take over everything in our country,I just hope everyone boycotts all supermarkets,what are the RSPCA doing about this,fuming':lol:
     
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  18. JonnotheMackem

    JonnotheMackem Striker

    Oh, for fuck's fucking sake.

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  19. f.t.metro

    f.t.metro Full Back

    Fantastic
     
  20. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    This poor soul is in a bad way because of it...not so sure about Muslims needing to take exams to eat mind.

    'So far it's not made its way into my area...But I would be beside myself if it did!
    I thought they demanded certifications for the food they consume...'

    There's some fairly outrage on there mind, even taxi drivers are getting it...

    'But when you get a taxi if it one of them then what cos if you ring and say don't send a Muslim driver or whatever you get trouble for racist'
     
    Last edited: Jun 2, 2017

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