The Daffy What are you up to this weekend thread

[Yankee Mackem]

Friday night: Crossbow practice
Saturday: Groceries and Brexit supply run. Increase Calpol stockpile. Bushcraft and survival training. Evening meal made with what we have killed or trapped.
Sunday: Blacksmithing skills - making knives and axes from scrap metal. Catch lunch. Shelter building. Go home. Iron uniform and clean weapons.

Fcking hell, Shiney Row has improved a bit.

 

[CatRyan]

Yes I've already been a proven liar by a damning post from monkeytassle. It's been a terrible posting day for me, I'm hoping I can dust myself down and come back stronger tomorrow.

Just don't lie perhaps.

 

[Slow joe]

Just don't lie perhaps.

Can't help it

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Sun - possibly Roseberry topping

Good to see a lad not ashamed about putting pink icing on cakes.

 

[CatRyan]

Can't help it

Can't help you

 

[JGC]

Tonight - Local for the England Match, would have just stayed in for it but the Mrs has her mate coming round.
Saturday - Playing taxi driver for the bairns
Sunday - Down Middlesbrough way watching the bairns in a dancing competition

 

[Kevj]

Friday: dying of hangover so just working up to a shower now, then I'll hit the beach and later go to the hammam then pizza for supper

Saturday: beach, been invited to join a volleyball party thing

Sunday: beach and don't know yet

Black eye Sunday. Has a canny ring to it.

 

[Slow joe]

Can't help you

No problem, I'm not actually seeking help anyway to be honest.

 

[black cat in france]

No problem, I'm not actually seeking help anyway to be honest.

Liar

 

[5underland]

Going on the piss down Durham, 1121 train from morpeth, all day drinking, it'll be wonderful.

Is there anywhere to get food in Durham?

 

[mackembulldog]

Looking to see if any pubs in Sunderland have a decent live band on tonight... failing that just sit in Chaplains drinking Lambtons all night again

 

[Daffy]

Haaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy



You may care to say so but I couldn't possibly comment

 

[gazc24]

Friday work 8 hour nights
Saturday work 12 hour nights
Sunday work 12 hour nights
Kill me

 

[S.S.R..]

Saturday is Leg Day. I sit in my car outside the gym and watch all the lasses in yoga pants go in.

 

[CatRyan]

Black eye Sunday. Has a canny ring to it.

Did some quad biking and have a bit if a black eye already. Just a tinge like. Nothing major. Looks like halfarsed make up

Tennis skirts... not shorts

 

[Daffy]

Did some quad biking and have a bit if a black eye already. Just a tinge like. Nothing major. Looks like halfarsed make up



Tennis skirts... not shorts

Oooooofh

 

[jaxaxe]

Fcking hell, Shiney Row has improved a bit.

Penshaw is good venison country.

We should just have sex

The Memsaab position is currently occupied in the jaxaxe household.

I will keep your application on file in case a vacancy arises.

 

[Nig]

Saturday - work 12 hours.
Sunday - work 12 hours.

And there's ma sunda done.
Booze booze an more booze the neet for art a lie in the morra and then 12 hour nights

 

[moo]

Dating is utter shit

Hope you are better at it than me

Try to just relax and not get shit faced

It went really well, she is bright, cool, interesting and a has huge tits.

I'm obviously in love.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Penshaw is good venison country.

Thought Baz was from Consett?
Is it dear to buy there?