The customer is always right...

[Kevj]

It's like she can shit at will. Weirdly impressive

She had a few straining seconds with her keks down. Imagine the anger needed to shit on demand.

 

[Patch]

I thought it was hilarious when she picked it up and flung it. Those shop assistants will get many a free beer telling that story over and over again.

 

[sad_ken]

Thread title could have been so much better mind

I thought the thread title was brilliantly subtle, well done OP




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[silas80]

She was kicking off because he wouldn't let her use the toilet.

Oh, I see, tbf I didn't read the article.

 

[lenshack]

Hell hath no fury like a women desperate for a shit.

 

[dangermows]

It's like she can shit at will. Weirdly impressive

She's busting for a shite and as she's not a customer the bloke won't let her use the bog.

 

[Bob Fleming]

She's busting for a shite and as she's not a customer the bloke won't let her use the bog.

No apparently they knew her and banned her because of stuff she's done in the past. Seems they might have been right.

 

[AlpineExile]

I thought the thread title was brilliantly subtle, well done OP




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Except that she wasn't a customer.

 

[gabbiadini1]

“Horton, here’s a poo!”

 

[lenshack]

‘Woman furiously shits on floor’



Thread title could have been so much better mind

The Customer is always Shite.

 

[dangermows]

No apparently they knew her and banned her because of stuff she's done in the past. Seems they might have been right.

Load of shite.

 

[The Raven]

“Horton, here’s a poo!”

Well done.

 

[PinzaC55]

My dumps are really fast but I am not in the same league as her

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Hmm... I wonder what the reaction would be if it became known that the woman had Crohn’s and desperately needed the toilet? If it’s anything like the reaction in this country over a similar event there will be apologies flying all over, never mind shit.

 

[dangermows]

Hmm... I wonder what the reaction would be if it became known that the woman had Crohn’s and desperately needed the toilet? If it’s anything like the reaction in this country over a similar event there will be apologies flying all over, never mind shit.

Still no excuse for flinging it.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Still no excuse for flinging it.

No excuse for refusing the toilet either. It’s pig ignorant to refuse someone the toilet and especially in this case as they knew the woman.

 

[dangermows]

No excuse for refusing the toilet either. It’s pig ignorant to refuse someone the toilet and especially in this case as they knew the woman.

I agree. Although someone suggested they knew she was a wrong un. Perhaps she had done a dirty protest or chod hammock in the past.

 

[lenshack]

My dumps are really fast but I am not in the same league as her

I bet that clip would have made a great ad for a laxitive company.

“Rapid relief in seconds”