The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
Any nice lasses in the pub? Not coming in if it's full of miserable gits moaning about Sunderland.
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Becs was in earlier for a mojito so what more do you wantAny nice lasses in the pub? Not coming in if it's full of miserable gits moaning about Sunderland.
It's getting busy man I've only got 2 hands2 pints of strongbow and 2 large rums please saying as your in the chair, not that I'm greedy but the service in here's terrible.
PS, can you hurry up please my bus is due.
Who's got control of the Juke Box?, can you hoy Fiesta by The Pogues on?
@becs was in leather mini skirt and high heels was a bit overdressed for the match likeAny nice lasses in the pub? Not coming in if it's full of miserable gits moaning about Sunderland.
FannyBabycham.
Sounds underdressed if that's all she had on!!! Anyway, I've had me fill, anymore & I'll start getting lairy, excellent host, good company, am away for a kebab...
Safe journey home my friend welcome anytimeSounds underdressed if that's all she had on!!! Anyway, I've had me fill, anymore & I'll start getting lairy, excellent host, good company, am away for a kebab...
And I’m buyingChampagne all round to celebrate @foggy news.
This one's on the houseAnd I’m buying
And I'm back in the room...This one's on the house
For a freebie there's a surprise lolAnd I'm back in the room...
I'll pour you all the mojitos you want henWhat a cracking night I'll have to drink imaginary mojitos more often