The Apprentice 2018

[soapster]

Do you think they ban the "contestants" from Googling or are they just as thick as mince?

that's what we said. wondered if they could only use their phones for making calls.

 

[Arkle]

that's what we said. wondered if they could only use their phones for making calls.

That's exactly it. Phones are for calls only.

 

[Carpets]

The beginning of the programme always does my head because you can see who makes it in future weeks. Also you can sometimes work out who gets fired at the beginning by where Sugar is pointing.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

It is getting pretty unwatchable with the knob ends they get on, perpetually shouting over the top of each other. They make my skin crawl.

 

[jacko100]

It is getting pretty unwatchable with the knob ends they get on, perpetually shouting over the top of each other. They make my skin crawl.

yeah I usually enjoy it but last night was seriously wondering if I could be arsed this year, there was only one out of the lot of them, one of the lads who seemed to have any semblance of cop on.

 

[Mackem00]

Wads all over the shop.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

Wads all over the shop.

This is true like, but I even feel the standard of that is down on previous years.

 

[stapler]

She's actually Canadian.

Alright Mr Pedant: "Yank to go for being a Canadian."

 

[Mackem00]

This is true like, but I even feel the standard of that is down on previous years.

I think it's improved this year like.

 

[Deleted member 31333]

What a bunch of muppets this year. The Canadian lass should have been peddled. What an idiot

 

[Upthere]

Nah that would be Jessica....crackers mind

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Got to be Dr Leah for me.

 

[Cee Jay]

Got to be Dr Leah for me.

brunettes for me all day long...

 

[Big Duke Six]

Some canny flange on view this Year. All batshit crazy, but easy on the eye.

 

[citybythesea]

yes! another bunch of obnoxious fucktards to laugh at!

More car crash telly, of the same pathetic ilk as x-factory, Britain' got talent etc. Filled with people wanting to sell their soul for 15mins of 'stardom' before being promptly forgotten about. But people keep lapping it up and giving those repulsive knobheads like Karen Brady and Alan sugar the impression they're actually affable characters

 

[Upthere]

About to watch it, let’s see what the crack is

 

[Big Duke Six]

The right one was voted off. Christ what a f***ing gob. Thick as whale spunk anarl.

 

[offmenut]

I can’t stop laughing about the wine.
56euro, will you take €55.99


f***ing deal of the century

 

[jacko100]

I can’t stop laughing about the wine.
56euro, will you take €55.99


f***ing deal of the century

Was sure I had misheard that, rewound about four times!!

 

[Ben Gardner]

How awesome would it have been if the production team had found a cool box or whatever to transport that octopus back?

Sugar chucks it at the lads for being such daft twats, before telling them they've still won the task!

Mind, Karren Brady is showing her age now, isn't she?!

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[TDalt]

The two blondes are alright. No real fit birds this year. A couple are disgusting.