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Text today

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Falconhoof, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    Inspired by the other thread.
    I received this text today from a number not in my phonebook.

    "Hi just to let you know mam past away just over an hr ago xx"

    I've no idea who this could be from.
    Seeing as it says "mam" in the text I imagine it's a northern thing? A case of mistaken texting or a scam if I ring the number up in a blind panic?

    Do I ring the number to possibly be scammed or to tell a grief ridden son/daughter they have the wrong number or to apologise to someone I know for not saving the number previously?

  2. My Boy Harry

    My Boy Harry Striker

    You ignore it
    Lardy, rokerexile and Ftm2012 like this.
  3. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Delete it, forget about it, move on with your life.
  4. An appropriate reply would be "I think you meant PASSED."
  5. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Scam alert mate...
  6. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    Good point. As if anyone I know would have such poor grammar....

    I thought so but the "mam" bit worried me a little :D
  7. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Best to ignore it... Seems a but dodgy... Would someone text news like that,,
    Lardy likes this.
  8. Falconhoof

    Falconhoof Winger

    I'm only concerned now that I've had a drink. What an awful human being I've become :lol:
  9. Every time you meet an acquaintance, ask "how's your Mam?" When one bursts into tears, you'll know who it was.
  10. double maxim

    double maxim Midfield

    Text back "Oh my god, I'm in shock. Hope you are ok x Let me know when the will is read and what i'm left, i'll text you back my sort code and account number"
    THELORDRODWELL likes this.
  11. Boz33

    Boz33 Winger

    Tell since she's passed you think it only right you delete the tit pictures she sent you out of respect
  12. SAFCOldie

    SAFCOldie Striker

    These fuckers are becoming more brazen like.
  13. TheBronzeBummer

    TheBronzeBummer Central Defender

    “U ok hun? xoxo” should do
  14. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Have you checked on your mam?
  15. Snaggletooth

    Snaggletooth Central Defender Contributor

    Genuinely laughed at that.....well done.
  16. SPUFF

    SPUFF Striker

    Sat with the mrs years back when this huge heffer suddenly text me a naked picture.
    Text her saying wrong no and got a “oh shit sorry” back.
    Thought it could have escalated with our lass but she knew even I wouldnt try to buck this ‘thing’.:lol:
    DH1 likes this.
  17. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    Did you both vomit?
  18. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Winger

    Text back. There might be a grief shag in it.
  19. cluffy

    cluffy Striker

    Text your Mam and ask her if she’s alive still
  20. I'd be very concerned if i got that text. So she staged her own death all those years ago, just to avoid me. When even your mother hates you, its a tough life.

    Edit. Now i know who the "I hate you" texts came from.
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2019
    Rotten Johnny likes this.

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