Telly too loud for the neighbours

[gardni]

turn the tv down and stick a vibrator up yer arse.

 

[look out piano]

turn the tv down and stick a vibrator up yer arse.

"Skin yourself alive, Learn to speak Arapahoe, Climb inside a dog, And behead an eskimo" ? .

 

[007Iron]

Well that's all well and good, but so long as you don't blast our your neighbours. That's a bit rude. Especially if you're watching blart

No git loud bits in 'Mall Cop' is there?

Or do you mean 'Mall Cop II'? ( Which I wouldn't watch, after suffering the first one).

 

[Sima]

Thought this thread was just going to be a boring 'tell them to shove the noise up their arse' but then the picture from the gaff of The Twits arrived.

 

[KeefBeer]

I live in a semi-detached, the lad next door has is a good bloke though he had an old school Panasonic Technics hi-fi with speakers the size of a small wardrobe. All I said was I hope we are not going to fall out about these.
Never heard a thing from him but I've heard crashing around his living room so he's obviously bought headphones or he's murdering hookers!

 

[muggboots]

Haven't read whole thread but can you not just lower the bass via the sound settings on the TV?

Read it.

 

[Lord Potts]

I live in a semi-detached, the lad next door has is a good bloke though he had an old school Panasonic Technics hi-fi with speakers the size of a small wardrobe. All I said was I hope we are not going to fall out about these.
Never heard a thing from him but I've heard crashing around his living room so he's obviously bought headphones or he's murdering hookers!

May be one of the speakers has fallen on top of him and he is struggling to get free.

 

[Sneech]

 

[muggboots]

No the wonder you're a bit mental, your kid is f***ing radged.

Can someone contact Channel 4 about my Undaveables telly programme idea?

 

[Sneech]

No the wonder you're a bit mental, your kid is f***ing radged.

Can someone contact Channel 4 about my Undaveables telly programme idea?

Here man, we were in the pub the other night waiting for him as usual and decided to play Herbal bingo, within his first sentence of him turning up my line was up and by his second sentence @Henry of Monmouth was only waiting for some car carry on for his full house.

One pub later and standing outside having a bine and house was duly called.

 

[tunstall birdman]

No the wonder you're a bit mental, your kid is f***ing radged.

Can someone contact Channel 4 about my Undaveables telly programme idea?

 

[muggboots]

Me and @The Spezial One came up with it ages ago. It'd be miles better than f***ing Gogglebox.

 

[cluffy]

Can't stop singing "Telly's too loud for neighbours" to the tune of moneys too tight to mention

 

[Smartin]

Stand in your front garden and look through their window, once you make eye contact begin masturbating until climax.

Then knock on the door, tell him its this or loud music.

 

[dcl0sc]

Format the fucka!

 

[Lipso]

The front speakers are set to +10 and the subs anywhere between 0 and -15, depending what’s on. I don’t have the problem with Sky, just DVDs.


You’re gonna love this - i’m actually allaergic to dust. Makes me go asthmatic and my eyes blister. But it’s fine when it’s undisturbed. It only affects me when it’s in the air e.g. from dusting. Hence it’s safer just to leave it.

This thread was brilliant and funny and then I read this. Crying laughing. Your eyes must be in an absolute state.

Is this a cry for help for someone to come and clean?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Me and @The Spezial One came up with it ages ago. It'd be miles better than f***ing Gogglebox.

You are getting good at making up the witty names lately.

 

[Lambchops]

You are getting good at making up the witty names lately.

Tunstall nonceman

 

[tunstall birdman]

Tunstall nonceman

You can fuck off anarl.

 

[The Spezial One]

You are getting good at making up the witty names lately.

Says Tommy Robinoncon