Teachers of the SMB

[Dave Herbal]

Parents will be absolutely livid now they have to pay for childcare

My ex just landed a teaching job yesterday. One day at work then 6 weeks off, the jammy get, but at least that’s the childcare sorted

 

[Old Prestonian]

I did a workshop in a school this week and the teacher was saying that the kids preferred stuff like that to just watching a DVD.
I'm still tortured by having to watch Caravan to Vacarres when at school. The dullest film ever produced.
Duell in Vaccares (1974) - IMDb

Apart from the bit where there was a nipple shot and the crowd went wild resulting in loads of lads being kicked out of the school hall.

It was difficult to shepherd from the room with their trousers round their ankles and cocks in hand.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

It was difficult to shepherd from the room with their trousers round their ankles and cocks in hand.

Hold the phone. Are we talking about teachers or Catholic priests?

 

[soapster]

Parents will be absolutely livid now they have to pay for childcare

theres a football coaching session at penshaw 10-3 for £8 a day mon to friday

 

[Qwerty]

Not me. Keep them working up until that final bell of the school year.

If you don’t the behaviour is terrible.

That and the SLT have been out in force trying catch people showing dvds

So in short teachers that dont teach trying to catch out teachers that do teach. Priceless.

 

[mcq10]

So in short teachers that dont teach trying to catch out teachers that do teach. Priceless.

Pretty much

 

[mogget]

Not me. Keep them working up until that final bell of the school year.

If you don’t the behaviour is terrible.

That and the SLT have been out in force trying catch people showing dvds

We had nothing planned this week and ended up watching 3 films.
Everyone had shut down over a week ago. Behaviour obviously went down hill.
I started to get my class to do mini projects and that worked really well.

 

[Uncle D]

Congratulations and enjoy your well deserved holidays.

Well deserved my arse.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

My ex just landed a teaching job yesterday. One day at work then 6 weeks off, the jammy get, but at least that’s the childcare sorted

Mine packed it in last year

It’s shit

 

[Qwerty]

Well deserved my arse.

Every worker deserves their time off mate.

 

[gegsongegsonlegs]

Love these threads me..

In reality, in any walk of life we'd all take shit loads of holidays if they were on offer, and after a while we'd all moan about whatever job we did..

Good luck to them..

 

[squashjoe]

Congratulations and enjoy your well deserved holidays.

Couldn't be a teacher, love my holidays.

 

[Fred Basset]

Congratulations and enjoy your well deserved holidays.

Enjoy the time off, mate.

 

[Kevj]

Congratulations and enjoy your well deserved holidays.

I can’t imagine just how difficult it is going back to work after six whole weeks off.

 

[japs]

I can’t imagine just how difficult it is going back to work after six whole weeks off.

Won't be so smug now....will they

 

[heroesof73]

Won't be so smug now....will they

will have a training day the morra to ease back into it gently

 

[Wilfy]

I can’t imagine just how difficult it is going back to work after six whole weeks off.

It’s going to hurt isn’t it?

 

[defunctdigits]

will have a training day the morra to ease back into it gently

Yeah watching dvds.

 

[japs]

will have a training day the morra to ease back into it gently

Aye but then loads of screaming kids come Tuesday....

 

[Marcosplace]

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Love teaching. Starting my 25th teaching year tomorrow!