Supermarket Gripes

Discussion in 'SMB' started by houst69, Dec 7, 2018.

  1. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    1. Obviously the unexpected item in bagging area

    2. People blocking lanes and entrances up yakkin on to each other, fucking move

    3. People who can’t fucking park

    4. Shop workers blocking shelving with the delivery carts

    5. Paying for fucking bags

    6. Kets positioned around the counter

    7. Queues

    8. Old people
  2. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Meths huddling around the reduced section blocking actual people like me off from it.
    Foreigner, alisafc, Tadger and 7 others like this.
  3. The Truth

    The Truth Full Back

    People with no kids whatsoever parking in the parent and toddler spaces
    J0hnboy, alisafc, Muppet and 8 others like this.
  4. blackcat1395

    blackcat1395 Winger

    Old people going on a Saturday afternoon when they've got all fucking week
    Foreigner, alisafc, porka and 16 others like this.
  5. Stray Cat

    Stray Cat Striker

    #4 - you’d soon be whinging if there was no stock out.
    Tadger and hudson88 like this.
  6. Big Sharp Teeth

    Big Sharp Teeth Striker

    In the car park, if I’m driving, people just wandering along the road like it’s a pedestrianised zone. Get out of the way people!

    In the car park, if I’m walking to or from the car, cars driving along expecting me to get out the way acting as if it’s a road, not a place where people can walk. Just wait drivers!
  7. Or after 5pm on a weekday
    blackcat1395 and Sossidge Rerls like this.
  8. Women who never get their credit card out before they go through checkout. Are they constantly surprised that they have to pay for the stuff they've bought?
  9. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    Not enough cold beers on display
    Thackeray, Philcore, TopCat and 5 others like this.
  10. The Great MES

    The Great MES Winger

    It's quicker and cheaper than picking your own
    Vinny the Mackem likes this.
  11. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    Aye beer aisle should be refrigerated.

    Self checkouts giving a fiver worth of change in silver.

    Fatties eating food as they shop then scanning the empty packet. Are you really that hungry? Pigs
  12. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    My local Morrisons no longer selling Hammonds Chop Sauce. :mad:
    Epping likes this.
  13. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    Prats with earphones in not hearing my polite request to shove off and yap on their phones elsewhere.
  14. harry5573

    harry5573 Full Back

    Amazes me how much people moan about supermarkets when you can just get a home delivery if it bothers you that much
    Stevie Freestein II likes this.
  15. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    Just run them over with your mobility scooter
    Bishop Boy likes this.
  16. Chal

    Chal Subs Bench

    Scratters going to the toilets, not washing their hands and then rummaging through fresh fruit and veg
    Stray Cat and FannyByTheGaslight like this.
  17. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    watching people with kids get pissed off when you use one of the parent and child bays. ooo look at me, i made a life decision and expect special treatment...
    this should be good...
    Boinger, Makem57, Harry Monk and 10 others like this.
  18. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    Marmite crisps on a high bloody shelf. I'm a bit vertically challenged - so I'm usually dangling off the top of the shelf to reach. Never any tall staff about. I had to borrow an old wifie's stick to knock a packet down last week. :lol:
    KarenDent, dom, Bishop Boy and 3 others like this.
  19. Changing stock location so you spend longer in the bloody shop trying to find it because Nicola in advertising and marketing thought it would be mint to piss about with the dairy isle.
    Lukas73 likes this.
  20. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    dom, the boot and MackneyHackem like this.

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