Discussion in 'SMB' started by bernardbresslaw, Apr 16, 2018.
Great aren't they?
Best worn at night...
I used to wear them on me scooter to keep the flies off my teeth.
I flung over 300 euros worth on the floor of a shop a couple of weeks ago, all I could think of doing was saying, 'Ooops'.
The woman just said she'd pretend she never saw as I put them both back on the shelf.
I was on holiday in Spain a couple of years ago minding my own business having a few cans and reading my kindle. The wife started shaking me and saying that my young nephew had fell in off the rocks and was struggling and made me jump in after him - so I did and forgot I had my Oakleys on the top of my head. Never saw the bastards again.
Every time I see him I'm seething.
I just get cheap ones, didn't even wear the ones I got to go away with, I don't have a problem getting caught having a stare.
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