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Sunderland pub of the year 2018

Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    Eggzackerly.

    Just because it doesn't sell Ringwoods Gusset Ale at £5 a pint, doesn't exclude it from being good.
     
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  2. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    You’ve changed though. They’d be able to sense your disdain for them and give you a right good fisting.

    The Dolphin sells actual Gusset Juice, better know Stones Bitter tbf.
     
  3. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Aye, what you've done there is take the name of a proper snide brewery you've seen on sale in Asda, and twinned with that awful joke from here about any decent beer tasting of someone's gusset and combined them. Brilliant stuff.

    Imagine thinking Ringwood is a beer for "craft ale wankers", whatever that is.

    Who've you been speaking to?
     
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  4. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    :lol:
     
  5. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Have to not be a ‘creative industry’ type.
     
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  6. DJP

    DJP Striker

    Aye, but it makes a mockery of the award to suggest the winner is the best pub in Sunderland. It would have far more credence if each establishment was visited by industry experts or whatever to vote on each place. It just seems like such a downmarket award. Why can't we think big and give pubs a more worthwhile award to aim for to up their game?
     
  7. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    I was a member of CAMRA for years, it's full of self important pretentious wankers, so I know what I'm taking about.
     
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  8. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    The Club Treasurer of the African Prostitutes Society.
     
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  9. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Spenk. :lol::lol:

    Always creating me. They'd kick me out for creating arl owa the bar.
     
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  10. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    WAS being the key word. :lol:
     
  11. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    What are the benefits of being a member of Camra? Other than a smug sense of self importance and a smelly cardigan?
     
  12. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Is it too much to ask for you to create privately in the toilet?

    Free entry and queue jumps at Camra beer festivals. Problematic as they serve direct from the cask and have poor temperature control in those venues so the beer is always sub par.
     
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  13. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    Beards (and not just the blokes), BO, socks and sandals combo.
    When they stopped the Wetherspoons vouchers, I bailed.
     
  14. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Bafana bafana juice isn't hard to clean up in my experience.

    :lol::lol: stop it.

    A total waste of time, them.
     
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  15. SPUFF

    SPUFF Striker

    If I didnt know the aware I’d think it was best pubs to get a ‘used’ battery drill.
     
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  16. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Camra one’s are.

    IMBC, CBC and BE are ace. Crafty as fuck iirc.
     
  17. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    what more do you want than a smug sense of self importance ffs
     
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  18. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    I walked right into that one to be fair.

    They're all shit. Taking something as good as beer, removing from the pub, putting in a exhibition centre or in a marquee, huge queues and tiny little glasses to drink it out of.

    I always end up absolutely fucked as well having had a shit time and always spend much more than I would have in a boozer.
     
  19. SPUFF

    SPUFF Striker

    On the subject of nicked goods remember Rosies Tavern where the cinema is?
    Lad came in selling work boots, battery drills, deodorant, razers n fecking flower/veg seeds.:lol:
    An away fan threw a firework through the door 25 year back n my ears are still ringing.:lol:

    Pre match was brilliant as a young un then!
     
  20. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Not really any other time you can have stuff from that many breweries in one place though.

    Beaverken can fuck off now though.
     

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