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Stupid things people do #6543 - tempt a big fish to jump down your throat

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Billy Rocket, Oct 13, 2017 at 6:44 AM.

  1. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    Fisherman catches a 6" Dover sole, and starts farting around with it, in front of his open mouth. Fish jumps down his throat and gets stuck. Man goes blue and would be dead if not for paramedics. Story here.

    Perhaps I'm harsh, but there are times when the emergency services should just let Darwin do his job.

    EDIT speaking of stupid people, mods please SMB this shite. :oops:
     
  2. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Wot?
     
  3. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

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  4. GK

    GK Striker

    As i said on the now weird thread in politics, darwin award types take mental risks. This is just barely believable bad luck.
     
  5. Hammer

    Hammer Winger

    I presume he means Darwin should get back out on the boats instead of giving awards to stupid people.
     
  6. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Winger

    I was watching an interview with the paramedic and had to stop as the thought of a live fish lodged inside the bloke was making me feel physically sick.
     
  7. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    This is a fair point. It made it sound like Darwin went around killing stupid people, like some harbinger of common sense
     
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  8. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    Zero interest in this story. If it's not recorded for us all to see, I ain't interested.
     
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  9. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    I apologise for any linguistic offence that my whimsy may have caused.

    He didn't?
     
  10. It wasnt a big fish. It was only 6 inches long.
     
  11. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Just you look at what you've done to my sig.

    You and your wanton whimsy...
     
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  12. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    Have you tried swallowing something that’s 6 inches long like?

    For the record, I definitely haven’t!
     
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  13. I'm managed to stick a whole banana in my scrag..... I havent tried to put anything of that size in my mouth that is alive
     
  14. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    I think we need to hear from Rob the Brick to verify that.
     
  15. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Your search history must be filthier than a London Fatburg
     
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  16. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    I prefer the term liberal rather than filthy
     
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  17. he is a changed man.. behaving himself.. I wouldnt put money on him not having a 6 inch dildo rammed down his throat
     
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  18. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Very well.
    You are a Liberal Fatberg.
     
  19. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    I’ve been called worse
     

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