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Stupid names for bairns: local paper edition

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Arkle, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

  2. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    250 quid !! Each :eek: !
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  4. Steesafc

    Steesafc Striker

    Fuck sake man.

    Norrr they're not named after booze honestly!
  5. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Wait until I tell our Babycham about this.
  6. luvulongtime

    luvulongtime Striker

    should have used some of the money to get a proper routed/bolted worktop joint instead of a salmonella strip to join the tops
  7. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Our TIPA is furious about this.
  8. :lol::lol:
  9. Hull_Mackem

    Hull_Mackem Winger

    Absolute liars about the reasons they named them too in a separate article
  10. chevvies

    chevvies Midfield

    ..next to the Le Creuset pan strategically placed in front of the 18/10 stainless steel splashback near the cordless phone on top of the black microwave.
    Got her priorities right this one :).
  11. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Zowie Bowie started it....or rather his dad did...
  12. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Striker

    No idea that the name jackdaniel has any booze connotation because they're teetotal? That's like me saying I don't know who Simon Cowell is because I don't watch any reality tv. Sadly, I do, and I don't!

    5 kids! I think Sydneyrae, Princess and Albert were let off lightly. :)
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  13. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    Got a foster daughter called Stella...
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  14. Moon Unit was always a canny one?
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  15. Roman maroni

    Roman maroni Full Back

    Then there was Rolan Bolan
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  16. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

    And beckhams kids got some mad names...
  17. Well despite the laughable things, she at least believes in education, teaching the children the value of money and sometimes it is better to buy quality rather than quantity.

    Rather than that than kids who go to school to think it is ok to wear what they fancy and swear at teachers.
  18. Doberman

    Doberman Striker

    :lol: Incredible.
  19. Redandwhitedust

    Redandwhitedust Goalkeeper

  20. DurhamRedStripe

    DurhamRedStripe Central Defender

    Spend about 150 per term and mine is 5. She did get an award for presentation which I presume is uniform and appearance.
    I agree it's too much but what are you supposed to do.

    Edit. She is also at school at Hull but not named after alcohol.
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2019

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