Stupid bairns names

[Dexter]

At work I had some lassie who had gone all biblical with her kids. The first names of the three were Eli Israel, Isaach Isiah and Issa Nazareth.

Jesus wept indeed.

 

[KarenDent]

I heard this one in work. Some new 'mother' called her child Indie Kate.

one of our " out laws" called her first son Sam and her next daughter Ella The baby is Jack Daniel or Jack Daniels as we call him

 

[Thrall]

Theres a little girl called Rio up my neck of the woods.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

River January is one recent one from my work.....

 

[weebil64]

Theres a little girl called Rio up my neck of the woods.

Hope you live near sand.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I still cringe when I hear the names Darren and Jason. Some of the older posters on here will understand where I'm coming from. Some of the younger ones will struggle with it.

 

[MaryMary]

Lad next door, Zayn, had a friend to play called Galloway

 

[Urban Silverback]

Maxwell Dingly-Butt and Padme Mott

Give ower man

 

[SedgefieldMackem]

Theres a little girl called Rio up my neck of the woods.

That's got to be in Shields.

 

[peachy]

Nevaeh, was wondering how the hell you would pronounce it? Noticed on Wiki the other day Tom Cleverley and his partner have named their child this, says it all really.

Isn't Nevaeh just another spelling of the Irish name Naimbh/Naimh(I think this is the Irish spelling) often seen as Neve Naeve Neave over here often has a sister called Siobhan /Chevonne/Shevaughn etc.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Give ower man

100% true

This was Thornaby mind

 

[peachy]

I've posted them on here before but the best names I've ever seen on babies were Maxwell Dingly-Butt and Padme Mott

Maxwell must be flavour of the month.

The last few babies names I've heard have all been Maxwell. Must be taking over from Findlay.

 

[KarenDent]

Maxwell must be flavour of the month.

The last few babies names I've heard have all been Maxwell. Must be taking over from Findlay.

as are Stanley and Sidney

 

[Urban Silverback]

100% true

This was Thornaby mind

Padme Mott man. I'm buckled at that

 

[Iansamackem]

Lass I went to school with her daughter is called Nevaeh, Its Heaven backwards. Retards

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Padme Mott man. I'm buckled at that

 

[peachy]

as are Stanley and Sidney

I love those names but yes agree they are getting used a lot now.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Lass I went to school with her daughter is called Nevaeh, Its Heaven backwards. Retards

Dratkcaps might be more appropriate

 

[WheyHey]

Did you make the mistake of confusing her small and humble breasts with mountains?
Or did her hips make you want to speak Spanish?

Neither. Her behaviour made me want to go over and nail her fathers tongue to the bar.

 

[weebil64]

Isn't Nevaeh just another spelling of the Irish name Naimbh/Naimh(I think this is the Irish spelling) often seen as Neve Naeve Neave over here often has a sister called Siobhan /Chevonne/Shevaughn etc.

It's just heaven backwards as far as I can see.[DOUBLEPOST=1376571400][/DOUBLEPOST]

Lass I went to school with her daughter is called Nevaeh, Its Heaven backwards. Retards

Aye,well spotted, still a stupid name and I asked how you would pronounce it.