Stubble

[Hep]

how do you get proper stubble. Mines shite. Doesn't come through like manly hard stubble but more like a soft coating.

Been waiting for puberty to kick in properly but I'm mid thirties now so I think I'm done.

I reckon there's a product out there for this problem. I've heard mustard works wonders.

Watch how much beef you eat, full of female hormones.

 

[LondonMackem]

Youve lovely eyebrows though....

Thanks mate

 

[tunstall birdman]

I await my beard inducing magic poem.

Double, Double, Toil and trouble
No magic could make you grow stubble
Cry your tears into a puddle
No fluffy faces get tit wanks,
When they look like Barney Rubble.

 

[muggboots]

Nevermind mid-thirties, mate, thirty-three is still late twenties.

Nee the wonder Denmark hasn't had an empire since everybody else learnt to count.

 

[Tadger]

You could scrub metal with my sideburns after a few days.

Just keep shaving Pip and your big boy hairs might eventually come through.

 

[PhilSAFC]

You could scrub metal with my sideburns after a few days.

Just keep shaving Pip and your big boy hairs might eventually come through.

I won't give up Mate. You have inspired me to keep the dream alive.

 

[jubblies]

Scruffy bastards.

 

[Billy Rocket]

I'll ask our lass how she gets her legs like that. I think it's to do bottling up rage for 3 weeks out of every 4

 

[PhilSAFC]

thinks it's actually got worse since last night

 

[S.S.R..]

Stubble only looks good if you're good looking to start with. What makes some men look rugged just makes me look like I've given up.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Stubble only looks good if you're good looking to start with. What makes some men look rugged just makes me look like I've given up.

I'm very handsome so not an issue mate.

 

[Jasper]

Your dad had stubble. If you weren't abused by your dad's beard then he wasn't a proper dad.

If i rub a couple of days stubble growth in my kids face he goes me talk, but it feels fine to me. Your soft beard probably wouldn't seem soft to a kid.

This. The bairns are always kicking off about my "spikies" like.

Eh? One's white and suicidal, and the other's black and wrinkly?

f***ing hell man

 

[girojim]

I'm very handsome so not an issue mate.

pics?